She says, he says, she says, he runs.

Watching “America’s Funniest Home Videos”.
A horse is making all these weird contortions with his mouth, teeth everywhichway, tongue out/over/roll, raspberry, lips everywhere.
Wife says “That’s one way to demonstrate flapping your lips.”
<pregnant pause>
I say, “Well, I’ll have you know that I’m showing hard-earned-wisdom by not responding to what you just said.”
<damn crickets chirp>
According to her… somehow, [...]

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A Cry for Help, of Sorts

I’ll post more later, esp. since it is the day that Charlton Heston died. RIP, dude.
But here’s a quick link to someone who has “Sent a Cry for Help”. You can’t make this stuff up.

Man Is Flung From Roof of His Speeding Minivan, Runs Naked Along Highway
Sunday , April 06, 2008
In Pennsylvania, a [...]

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