When Your Time is Up, IT IS UP
May 5, 2008 by Lemur King
Ok, this has got to suck. And here we all thought they were just big chunks of metal. Civil War cannon-ball is was not dead.
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We have had proof of alien life for years. No idea why the guys at Area 51 let these go other than the fact that they were getting so damned tiresome. No one can listen to pious freaks indefinitely. PETA rears it’s ugly head.
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Obama once again shows his ability to not think on his feet in times requiring actual thought. Sen. Obama, when does life begin?
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Chelsea Clinton showed her prowess as a charismatic future politician of America drawing in a vast crowd of as many as 15 people this weekend.
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I posted this last week, but doggone it, no one even remarked upon this. Can you imagine how many men will be able to go on to have lucrative porn careers after a marital “spat”? When you can grow appendages back… They grew back an inch’s worth of a guy’s finger, folks! This is more important than the recipe for Toll-House cookies! Maybe.
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And here is a link that I’m putting in because, gosh darn it, I like bamboo. And not just my tablet.
I want to plant some in the back yard. I hear it can be like mint and problematic if you don’t watch it. But the stuff is basically GRASS. How cool is that, eh?
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And, here’s the fluff piece…
(Photo credit to Pop-PR - my views in no way represent his or vice-versa, he just used one of the gosh-darnedest cute puppy pics I’ve seen in a while) Cat’s are ok, but they absolutely refuse to be so “with you” that they are willing to play fetch on the freeway. Dogs can and do give you that kind of companionship - sheer blind devotion. Cats barf on things. Or in the case of this weekend, my wife’s cat peed in her shoes.
Well, at least he went out with a bang!
(sorry)
The finger thing - yeah, there’s been some stuff back and forth about if that was really real or not. Have there been actual clinical trails of this yet?
Bamboo - I’ve warned you about this stuff. Invasive. As. Hell. And all those root systems are intertwined in one, big network. Good luck digging it out when that stuff starts sprouting out in places you don’t want it to be.
Puppies are cute, but I like cats better.
I run wish scissors, swim 5 minutes after eating, don’t drink 8 glasses of water a day, and I don’t take multivitamins. I’m a man on the edge. Bamboo holds no sway over me.
As to the finger thing, you maybe have caught me with my trousers twixt my tennies.
I had just read in Sci Am regarding this very thing so I assumed (Benny Hill: Never assume. You make an ass of u and me. (the finger thing) Let me do some research. I’ll be back.
As my buddy reaganite’s signature file used to say, “If at first you don’t succeed, EOD probably isn’t for you.”
Sweets, about the bamboo. If it is as invasive as all that, I might be having second thoughts…
By the way, you should do an update on the Cruel Wife blog. We must tell the world of how you managed to staple yourself, while putting up reminders for me to turn out the basement lights. My very own ogre in action. xoxox
Ah, wonderful, I see my better half has chimed in. Nevermind the fact that if I hadn’t been forced to put up reminders said staple would never have entered my finger.
(sigh)
Yes dear.