Friday afternoon update to last night’s post…
Is it 5pm yet?
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Trying something new tonight. I’m taking the strange or unusual search terms that led to my site and hunting them down elsewhere since people most assuredly did not find this sh*t on my blog.
Here we go… (if you are looking for guns/knives go to the bottom of this post)
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Lemurs can be cross-dressers. Cool. It’s a lifestyle choice. I get it.
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Somehow I bet that shooting himself because his girlfriend withheld sex (1) didn’t do a damn thing for getting any, (2) kind of puts a damper on future activities, and (3) squashes the relationship.
Well, I imagine you can get all the sex you can handle while serving time.
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If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime: Grand Theft Tomater (or) Grand Theft Vegetable (or is it fruit?)
Somehow, the school board seems like the perfect place for him.
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It’s a few days old but there is no statute of limitations on cretinism. If you are gonna steal make sure it isn’t traceable.
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I find this odd at best. She is looking for Lemur breeders? Wouldn’t asking a guy for a date be less trouble?
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This one came from the words “mower tattoo pubes” and led me to this NSFW post…
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“cannibal who couldn’t get an erection” … WTF? There were no hits to this that had any relevant relationship between ED and cannibals, although statistically I’m sure it must happens. If only cannibals had their version of Bob Dole to help cut through the stigma… then I might have a link to post here.
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Haggis. I get hits on Haggis every single day. Every one. Without fail. Go look it up at wikipedia. It’s really pretty damned gross, but I’d try it once.
There are many recipes, most of which have in common the following ingredients: sheep’s ‘pluck’ (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal’s stomach for approximately three hours.
I happen to enjoy menudo so who knows? Maybe I’d like this, too.
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Guns and Knives haven’t seen my pages in a while…
Weird, unusual, morbidly interesting… DeathWind.
Carbines… I don’t know how to defend it but I like the Beretta CX4 design. It is a bullpup-derived design but that doesn’t matter as much as “it looks cool” to me.
Gerber Ripstop knife:
For something different – what you might call “high maintenance” but still filling a unique niche. Tinkerswords. I like this folding knife.
Self-defense/Tactical Folder Knife - Vicious
Aaaaand SOG’s Kiku, which I’m not going to post a picture of because it is far far outside of my range ($2500) and looking at it makes me weep with longing.
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Miscellaneous Crud…
Cynthia McKinney proves that she is high and of very limited intelligence. I love the comment on the FOX website: “Life must be really scary on her planet.”
Hey LK! How are you feeling these days?
The Kiku is a pretty knife, but I must say I’m not a fan of that hilt.
Hey Enas!
I’m doing ok. Going through a completely expected blue period – my best friend’s mom (and my adoptive mom in some ways) died of pancreatic cancer a few days ago. Would you believe this is the third parent of my friends to die lately – of pancreatic cancer? And I have two more friends, one with a father and another with an uncle – they have it, too. So soon on the tail of my mom’s passing… not handling it as gracefully as some.
Bummed, yeah. Railing against God, yeah. Going to be all right, yeah. Which is all having an effect on my posting. Darker, a little more mean-spirited (I think), and a bit less inspired. Taking a few days off at present.
You’re right, the Kiku has a weak spot… the hilt. But I’d overlook it if someone gave it to me.
The Gerber Ripstop reminds me of a character from the Heavy Metal mags – Ranxerox. His glasses and the knife seem cause me to think of the other for some reason.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RanXerox.
http://xirdal.lmu.de/xirdalium/xpix/ranxerox.png