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Merry Christmas!

December 25, 2008 by Lemur King

Merry Christmas everybody.

If you’re like me, you’re stuffing yourself silly on sugar cookies, eggnog, and braunschweiger.

And regretting what pounds may come when we shuffle onto our mortal scales…

Have no fear, a doctor is using or justly earned flab to offset your (and his) carbon buttprint.  Using liposuction fat as biodiesel.

I like Brad Pitt’s idea in Fight Club ever so slightly better (using liposuction fat to make soap and sell it back to rich people) but this is a fat… errr… fantastical idea.

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Posted in BS | Tagged biodiesel, fat, flabby buttocks, liposuction | 1 Comment

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  1. on December 25, 2008 at 12:23 pm steveegg

    Sounds a lot like my Christmas.

    Merry Christmas to you and yours.



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