The doom of the world is spelled out in quilted sheets. The always-unbiased Guardian (dot-co-dot-uk) has given us a very important public safety announcement. Americans are destroying all life on earth one ply at a time. How typically American. The pigs. This is worse than driving Hummers, sez Allen Hershkowitz, a senior scientist at the [...]
Archive for February, 2009
Fluffy Toilet Paper, the World Killer
Posted in BS, Disgusted vilification, tagged badger's arse, ecology, fish porn, glenn beck, toilet paper on February 27, 2009 |
It takes an ocean…
Posted in Disgusted vilification, tagged diarrhea, exercise, fat butt, Obama, ocean on February 26, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Culinary Update: Run right out and get one of these… And so it goes: Pork Brains In Milk Gravy. Could it be the worst food product ever? It does have 1170% of your daily cholesterol per serving. Mmmm. **** Move over, Cheryl Crow. Reusable toilet wipes. Not just for children, but for you, too. Really, [...]
Obama Promises…
Posted in BS, Oregon, Politics, tagged CCW, elected, messiah, Oregon, pony on February 25, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Update: A bit of a positive piece of information… not only is this almost too cool, it IS too cool. As an ex-swimmer and water-polo player, I absolutely am thrilled for her. Swim like a mermaid. **** Tonight’s Obama speech… he promised (per Drudge): Obama Says USA will rebuild and emerge stronger… Obama vows to [...]
You Want to Bite My… WHAT?
Posted in bailout, I am TRULY Pissed, Worthy of Contempt, tagged asses, deserter, freeloaders, punishing, responsibility, thong on February 23, 2009 | 4 Comments »
UPDATE: GODDAMNIT, THIS IS WHAT GOT US INTO TROUBLE IN THE FIRST ****ING PLACE!! If you don’t have or can’t afford a house the odds are astronomically high that THERE IS A GOOD REASON. Stop giving people stuff they cannot handle! Houston taxpayers could start footing the bill to help first-time homebuyers pay off debts [...]
The Truth Should Be Out.
Posted in BS, tagged beheads, flu, muslim, pike's peak, wife on February 22, 2009 |
Fox had a headline and I’ve waited a while to get to it: Beheading of Wife Poses Another Test for U.S. Muslims Uh. Yeaaaaah. About that… It should be a test of all of ‘em! No, not all Muslims chop their wives heads off. I know that. But I’ll be damned if I can see [...]
Raising Taxes Alone Won’t Solve the Problem
Posted in BS, Politics, tagged chicago tea party, driving tax, gibson, holder, revolt, scrotum on February 20, 2009 |
… but dammit, we’re going to go hell bent for leather and pretend it will! Taxed by the mile, you will see a convoluted algorithm as complex as the tax code and as vague as Keno. The system would require all cars and trucks be equipped with global satellite positioning technology, a transponder, a clock [...]
Attack of the Blue Hares
Posted in BS, tagged attack, blue, fresh hell, hairs, hares on February 17, 2009 | 13 Comments »
Update 1: Steampunk can be carried a tad too far. It is a computer case. Not sure how to call this one. This will whet your appetite, so now go look at the rest of the pictures (link above). **** Update 2: On the civil liberties front… Man has a bumper sticker that says [...]
What Happened to True Grit?
Posted in bailout, BS, tagged Americans, doom, grit, self-fulfilllng prophecy on February 16, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Disclaimer: I am railing at our collective victimhood, not the very real pain-response that comes from being out of a job, losing your home, or hardships from the current recession. Americans used to be known for toughness, stick-toit-edness, strength of character… what are we now? I’m not saying it isn’t devastating to have lost your [...]
Digital Photography is Cool
Posted in Guns and Knives, Photography, tagged digital photography, Klown, knives, long exposure on February 14, 2009 | 11 Comments »
Update: Ok, yeah, so I want a full set… Each one fits on a single finger. Nice. Makes fighting for the halloween candy that much easier. Ok these too… don’t ask me why I like them. They look like you’d look like a total idiot wearing them, but they’re still neat. Update #2 – Enas [...]
Give me a “P”…!
Posted in BS, tagged code yellow, cow, urine on February 11, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Rumor could be that Mountain Dew will license this new formulation and sell it as “Code Yellow”. I don’t care how you dress it up, I’m not about to go drink cow piss anytime soon. Above is my derivative adulteration of a Code Red Logo to match the whole “Code Yellow” idea. The hypothetical rumor [...]
The Fear of Hope and Change
Posted in Politics, tagged change, fear, hope, Obama on February 9, 2009 |
Update: If only Bush had this years ago. I think he would have been able to synergistically leverage the infrastructure’s paradigm and succeed where so many (other) evil ones have failed. Evil Plan Generator. He just wasn’t wired for successful follow-through with his evil-ness. Mine read like this: Congratulations on being the creator of a [...]
Ridiculously Awesomely Butt-Cool
Posted in way cool on February 7, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I need a cigarette and a shower. And I don’t even smoke cigarettes. A vacuum-tube CD player. Go check them out. I don’t know why but I suddenly started jonesin’ for all things SteamPunk. No, wait, I do know why… because I’m working on making that home-made game and decided to do the board in [...]
Let’s Not Obscure Our Hysteria with Facts
Posted in bailout, BS, tagged cake, inflation, panic, Unemployment, wreck on February 6, 2009 |
Update: Time to play “Where’s My Porkulus Money?“ **** While the Porkulus Package being shoved by Obama and congress-critters is predicated on fear, loathing, and hysteria, let’s try to get some perspective. No one is denying that the financial situation is not bad or that the job situation is not a rather harsh toke. But [...]
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