A Nation of Meow-Meows

Note:   The original post is below the updates… in the section labeled ****Meow Meows**** Update #3:  Last update for today… Ohio Man Charged With DUI After Crashing Motorized Bar Stool Update #2:  Needs no words. **** Update #1: District 203 decides against hosting Bill Ayers at Naperville North Second source here. The high school educators [...]

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Plague-Boy™ Suit

A co-worker of mine recently showed up with multiple diseases in his system.  His work ethic was admirable even if he was oozing out orifices and potentially a chicken-pox carrier. That said, everything he touched was crawling with death. Thus, a new product was born. plague-boy (PDF Version) The co-worker in question thought it needed [...]

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Just When You Thought it was Safe to Stop Being Disgusted

Update #3: Cruel Wife turns 40!  Might have been last week, but she sure the hell is 40 today.  The plan is to go get Moroccan sea bass, lamb & couscous, and perhaps a lobster bisque. Ooops.  Wrong picture.  Happy Birthday CW!!!   Smeep. **** Update 2: **** Update 1: Paying Gitmo Detainees to Live on [...]

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Ignoramus-in-Chief Doesn’t Get It Any More Than His Worshippers.

UPDATE: Apparently Craig is (a) lonely, (b) a whack-job, (c) having fun, or (d) all of the above.  Really. UPDATE #2: Physics of toilet-paper.  (thanks to Cranky pointing out this important source – more important than cold fusion, folks) UPDATE #3: She wuz lected fairn square.  And Ms. Corrine Brown has a munications degree, too.  [...]

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Fish ‘Nads.

UPDATE: I cannot recall the last time I was this creeped out.  Zombies for Obama – a Training Video.  Video is real (I think) the mocking title is mine.  This was posted over at http://obacalypse.blogspot.com Thanks to The Dude for passing this on. **** Wow.  You get to eat fish ‘nads and risk death at [...]

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It Stings.

Nope, not the economy.  Bees.  (yes, the economy does sting however, like nettles) Man Survives ‘Killer Bee’ Attack, Stung Couple Thousand Times Monday, March 23, 2009 LAS VEGAS —  A 53-year-old man remained hospitalized Monday, two days after being stung “a couple thousand times” … … the man accidentally disturbed a nest of Africanized honey bees, [...]

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Special Teleprompterlympics.

UPDATED IMAGE: Added some color.  Some swooshy.  Used colors from the grand old “Hope” poster.  Washed ‘em out.  Seemed fitting. Thanks to iamfelix for the link to iowahawk, where Obama talks about ‘tards.   (this is satire, folks) **** The O-Messiah shows that yet again without his prompter he is incapable of speaking things that reek [...]

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Telepromptitude.

From the Lemur King Dictionary of Idiocy: Main Entry: tele•prompt•i•tude Pronunciation: \ˈte-lə-ˌpräm(p)–tə-ˌtüd, -ˌtyüd\ Function: noun Etymology: from TelePrompTer, a trademark Date: 2009 : The ability or lack thereof to communicate with or without a TelePrompTer (see TelePrompTer) Apparently our O-Messiah is unable to function in society without a teleprompter and his track record with one [...]

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We Will Never Have to Take a Bullet – There Won’t be Any Left.

A policy that has come about since the Messiah came has been dropped (for now). Policy?  What, you say? Mark Cunningham, a legislative affairs representative with the Defense Logistics Agency, explained in an e-mail last night to the office of Sen. Jon Tester, D-Mont., that the Department of Defense had placed small arms cartridge cases [...]

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Insert Joke Here.

TOP UPDATE: The American Legion Strongly Opposed to President’s Plan to Charge Wounded Heroes for Treatment THIS ought to make your blood boil… BOIL… if you have any sense of obligation, honor, and respect for our soldiers. The Obama administration recently revealed a plan to require private insurance carriers to reimburse the Department of Veterans [...]

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UN Irrelevant? To Be Sure…

The UN president has stated that the USA is… well, just read it: The White House objected Thursday to U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon’s description of the United States as a “deadbeat” donor to the world body. We have given more money to more people all around the world for more years than any other nation [...]

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Taxation of Your Sins

Update from The Washington Post: Just when we thought we’d seen it all from PETA — the animal rights organization known for high-profile celebrity ads — President Ingrid Newkirk has come up with this: George Clooney-flavored tofu. I’m sorry but this is a pretty severe case of psychoses – a bunch of PETA whack  jobs [...]

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Want to Leave You with this, if NOTHING Else.

Wall Street Journal on Obama’s policies: New and expanded refundable tax credits would raise the fraction of taxpayers paying no income taxes to almost 50% from 38%. This is potentially the most pernicious feature of the president’s budget, because it would cement a permanent voting majority with no stake in controlling the cost of general [...]

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