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Plague-Boy™ Suit

March 29, 2009 by Lemur King

A co-worker of mine recently showed up with multiple diseases in his system.  His work ethic was admirable even if he was oozing out orifices and potentially a chicken-pox carrier.

That said, everything he touched was crawling with death.

Thus, a new product was born.

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plague-boy (PDF Version)

The co-worker in question thought it needed an “exremental overpressure valve, at 30psi”.  Great thought, just so it doesn’t become some nasty pressure-vessel about to explode, but it’s putting in a place where containment can be breached.  Nix that.

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Did anyone really think the global warming thing was over?  Not until the UN gains control over everything.

Redistributing wealth.

A New World Economy.

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Way long time ago, VP Cheney’s daughter’s lesbian status was big news and I said “WHO THE HELL CARES?”

Now there’s dirt on Biden’s daughter:

Video Offered for Sale Purports to Show Biden’s Daughter Snorting Cocaine

And I’ll say it again… WHO CARES?  So what?  Leave her alone.  She has zero to do with the offices of VP and President.

She may have been snorting Sweet-N-Low for all you know.   Or like a classmate did years ago in high school – snorted ground-up menstrual-cramp pills in english class.

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Just think how bad it’d be if he was a teeth-filing blood-drinking conservative and hated the environment.

President visits G20 with entourage of 500.

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6 Responses

  1. on March 30, 2009 at 4:39 pm porknbeasn

    She has zero to do with the offices of VP and President.

    Unless she is buying blow from daddy or Barak O’Chavez. They should be tested. The whole steaming pile.


  2. on March 30, 2009 at 4:42 pm Lemur King

    pnb – :)

    HEY!!! Long time no hear, howthehellareya?

    Something should be done, but I don’t think testing is the answer.

    I knew it was going to get bad, but I had no idea he was so ambitious about screwing the US over so thoroughly in the first 100 days.

    I couldn’t imagine that he’d get this many free passes.


  3. on March 30, 2009 at 6:44 pm porknbeasn

    I’m hanging in there.

    I knew he would screw us good and hard. Remember his mentors and the white America-hating church he attended for so long? Can’t sit in that kind of church unless you believed in that shit.

    His mother was trash, hated her country, probably commie. Taught her son well. His daddy was a commie and abandoned him. Momma abandoned him as well and his nasty grandfather let him visit who became his mentor, in the shape of commie-poet-pedophile, Frank Davis, was it?

    As far as all of the free passes. Soros funds NBC. GE owns NBC. GE CEO is an advisor to Obama. ABC and CNN has their hacks having morning updates with his office, who then bragged about targeting Rush.

    Not surprised. Incredibly saddened. The media is corrupt and republicans are sitting around with their heads up their asses. Why aren’t they out there screaming about this? Why aren’t they going back to their districts screaming about what this shit is doing?


  4. on March 30, 2009 at 6:47 pm porknbeasn

    Scroll down just a tad and check out the photoshop. Heh.

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2218154/posts


  5. on March 30, 2009 at 6:49 pm Lemur King

    I can think of one reason why the pubes would just sit sidelined on the whole Obama thing… make token resistances and give the moonbats enough rope to hang themselves.

    You’d sure think they’d be well hung by now. (not THAT way)

    Problem with that approach is that there then isn’t a lot to keep the idjits in check and secondly it doesn’t exactly showcase any skills of the republican’s next suggested leader. If you all behave like pansies it’s kind of hard to prove you got the balls at a later date.


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