UPDATE 04.02.09
If this isn’t funny, you are a sad sad little person.
The Cat is in Heat Again. The leather and fishnet... kill me.
I’d attribute it to an artist if I could read the signature. It was sent to me via e:mail. If you know who it is that did this please let me know so I can give them credit and hunt down more of his/her art.
Note - cbullit has said: That “Cat in Heat” thing looks like it was done by the guy who does “Tundra” his name is Chad Carpenter.
Update 2: Ranking below “cats in heat” are the Obamas visiting Great Britain and chumming up the Queen.
Hugs are not standard protocol.
Actually I can picture Obama’s security detail as Michelle went to hug the lady. Security is saying “Take her down! Take her DOWN… TAKE HER DOWN NOW! Unit 2 – take her out!!!” And then someone cold-cocks the Queen before she can hurt Michelle.
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If this doesn’t get your geek up, I don’t know what will.
Carbon Nanotube Muscles Strong as Diamond, Flexible as Rubber
In ten minutes I’ve had roughly ten ideas, one of them quite feelthy, on what you could do with this stuff.
(note: I’m trolling for Steamboat McGoos here, and that is the type of bait to use with a Lecherous Ti:Knobbed Goth-Buster Twit-bird. I’m sure of it.)
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Are we setting unrealistic standards for skanks?
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Stay classy Obama!
Oh God, I’m so ashamed. The dolt actually gave the Queen of England an iPod.
I’m thinking the Queen’s inspiration should come from this image of a cell-phone. But she’s actually too classy of a lady to do that. She should order one of the butlers to do it for her.
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Going to plug Pearls Before Swine… love this strip.
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Making my plug for the comic strip, Rubes. Think of it as this century’s version of The Far Side.
I can hardly wait for his upcoming gifts.
Prime Minister of Japan: “Godzilla” DVDs.
Prime Minister of Australia: “Mad Max” DVDs
President of Russia: A scale model of Czar Nicholas’ carriage.
President of China: He re-gifts the PM of Japan’s gift of Japanese ivory chopsticks.
Chancellor of Germany: A first edition game of “Risk.”
President of Columbia: A model of the first ship to transit the Panama Canal.
President of Mexico: A map of Mexico, pre Mexican-American war.
Bwahahahaha!
Allen! Good to hear from you!
No kiddin’. All the DVD’s should be mastered for Region 1 only in order to rob the event of even the minimum amount of worth.
So who is going to the the “Masters of the Universe” collectors set of figurines (Rumor has it that She-Ra is particularly almost au naturel).
Cruel Wife even said today: “I hate to say it but I’m beginning to think that Hillary might have been better than this idiot.”
That’s pretty bad when she says something like that.
Howzit? That’s easy it will be in triplicate to Robert Mugabe, Fidel Castro, and Hugo Chavez. Well, and one he saves for himself.
Hillary = Smart Diplomacy!
I keep myself amused by imagining this as the Clowncar Administration. You never know which clown will get out and put their foot in the bucket, but you know for sure their are more clowns still in the car.
LK, think of the sex toy an implant implications of that nanotube technology…can change shape, stronger than steel? Sound like a cat cøuldn’t scratch it.
Aces’ line on the Obamanation’s greatest hits iPod is the best:
“A special gift?” As if it were made out of “scrimshaw and hobbit skins.” I’m still laughing.
The s3x-pr0n industry was exactly what I was thinking of. I am amazed that the bait failed to attract a McGoo. And here I though I knew the behavior patterns of the species.
Hobbit skins is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time.
Years ago there was a Mad TV episode (I think it was Mad) where there are these two couples eating dinner in a home and one of them says “this meat is delicious, what is it?”
“You like it? It’s MUPPET!”
“Really? Where do you get it?”
(Hostess walks to window): It’s easy, you open the window and say “A… B… what comes after B?”
(Muppet sticks head out and says “C!” – hostess grabs him by the head and breaks his neck, drags him into the kitchen or something like that.”
I probably got it wrong and someone out there will quote it verbatim, but the gist is there.
That “Cat in Heat” thing looks like it was done by the guy who does “Tundra” his name is Chad Carpenter.
I *am* a sad sad little person, and I find it hilarious — Good ‘un, LK.
Oh ‘felix…
I still can’t get over the fishnet and the little whip. Kills me every single time as if I just saw it for the first time.
The cat comic is hilarious
. I like the cow one too – it reminds me of the Far Side one with the teenager cow wearing a leather jacket for the “shock value”.
Nanotubes are extremely cool. It took longer to get to some practical applications after they discovered buckyballs than I thought though.
Grew up right next to a dairy farm so cows are near and dear to my heart. They are kind and gentle for the most part, very curious, love a good head-scratch, and are really quite tasty.
Nanotubes are waymajorly cool, except its hard to do anything with them when you can only make two or three at a time.