Your Debt, Your Burden

Had Thai yesterday.  Normally The Dude and I head out to get Thai or something spicy on a Thursday just to get out of the office.  Yesterday we drug ID10T-Killer to a place we don’t hit very often.  Waitress took our orders and The Dude and I both ordered Drunken Noodles, extra extra hot (three [...]

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The Dominatrix that Wasn’t.

Surrender all your control. Now. Amazing… Pelosi’s trip has been notable for skirting human rights and the fierce public criticisms she has frequently leveled at the authoritarian government [China]. All the while, she’s building her very own DIY authoritarian gov’t right here at home.  Look for her posting on YouTube right next to Obama’s, under [...]

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Business was Brisk.

They say that the sex trade at the climate conference was booming. The global climate challenge may have been on the daytime agenda during the recent World Business Summit climate conference in Copenhagen, but in the evenings many businessmen, politicians and civil servants are reported to have availed themselves of the capital’s prostitutes. It certainly [...]

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A Savant of Some Kind

You have to wonder which guy was stupider. Sorry, which was more of the idiot savant, specializing in Idiocy (an especially pernicious presentation of savantism). Town man recovering from shotgun wounds after hunting mishap Connecticut Post Staff Posted: 05/23/2009 08:13:48 PM EDT FORESTBURGH, N.Y. — A Greenwich man is recovering from shotgun wounds sustained in a [...]

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The Emporer Penguins Have No Clothes.

First and most important order of business:  This is Memorial Weekend.  Take some time out of your fun to recognize why you have your fun.  It’s because a lot of people have souls that burn very brightly and answered a calling to serve for other’s sake. **** I have a number of gay friends that [...]

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Where have all the good brains gone?

A happy/funny update.  GirlHead and Hellboy both have lung/sinus/ear infections.  Typical kid diseases.  The girl has been saying “I’m trying not to cough.” Now, I know she’s trying in her own sweet-natured way to be polite, but I had to make sure she knew it was OK to cough.  I told her “I better hear [...]

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Dr. Feelgood, I presume?

Yesterday’s post had a disclaimer that I did not feel well.  Had it been planned, one could have accused me of employing a literary device known as foreshadowing. Here’s another instance of foreshadowing… this is the rack I could have gotten if I’d chosen to upgrade to for extra money. Had a hell of a [...]

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It Had to Happen to Me.

[Warning:  I don't feel good today and I'm "In a Mood".  I'm no more vicious than Ann Coulter, however.] Good grief, get a load of the sob story… Doctors Discover Dallas Twins Have Two Different Dads … Paternity tests then revealed what had happened — two eggs had been fertilized by two different sperm and [...]

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The Epidural Chronicles: Is There a Point?

Update 2:  Now evening.  Late evening. Hurts like a bejeezus now that the anesthetic has completely worn off (hours ago, actually).   What I thought earlier was “worn off” was only “partially worn off”.   Damn.  And it’s going to be two more hours for a painkiller. Mostly headache until I turn my head, tip it forward [...]

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Oh. About Your Taxes…

I love how Government Motors may use our tax money.  They’ll save GM jobs (ahem) by using our tax money in some unspecified way and importing Chinese autos. DETROIT (AP) – As thousands of General Motors workers await word on more U.S. plant closures, reports that the company plans to import Chinese-made vehicles to the [...]

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Anti-Vice Police put Vices in a Vise.

Reminiscent of Iran’s Anti-Vice police we’re watching our democratic-controlled… uh… everything… raise taxes on things that they deem worthy of higher taxes than others. For some reason, for some people,  it doesn’t bother them to single out certain types of people based on skin color, wealth, ideology, or religion. WHO THE HELL ARE WE TALKING [...]

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Ooooh, it TINGLES!

I am full of nothing but disgusted resignation – disgust at the gullibility of over 50% of our population. But Mr. Obama has already been president for more than a hundred days, and passing the hundred-day mark, irrelevant milestone as it may be, was cited as dead-solid proof that the president is the messiah he [...]

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BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS…

Lord have mercy on your hide if you crack a joke about Madam Speaker Pelosi but apparently you have a lot of growing up to do – as well as grow thicker skin – if you disagree with the president’s court jester spouts off about hoping that Rush Limbaugh’s kidneys fail. Keep an eye out, [...]

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