The article headline shouts out:
Blue M&Ms May Reduce Spinal Injuries
Yeah, how about that? Cure your spinal injury by eating 50lbs of M&M’s immediately after your car accident. Let me know how that works.
The dye used in blue M&Ms and Gatorade can reduce damage from a spine injury? University of Rochester Medical Center researchers found that rodents with spinal cord injuries were able to walk with a limp after being injected with Brilliant Blue G. The only side effect? They temporarily turned blue.
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Well, maybe candy isn’t good for you.
TAMPA, Fla. — Tampa authorities say a 4-year-old girl was treated in a hospital after eating candy that was tainted with Oxycontin
Holy CRAP!
Authorities say deputies found several pills mixed in with the Skittles, and say the bag had been resealed. Airport police Chief Paul Sireci says officers pulled about 30 bags of Skittles off store shelves as a precaution.
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Vanity get thee to my bathroom or behind me, either one.
I’ve heard of backroom butt-jobs with silicone before – sometimes using the silicone picked up at the local hardware store.
Total kidney failure and critical on life support. Do either of the two outcomes that the idiots earned seem worthwhile? Is a still-lumpy butt worth it?
Now, along with her probation, Lindsay will have to make restitution to her victims, Andrea Nicole Lee, 30, and Zakiya Thema Teagle, 34, who each spent three weeks at Town & Country Hospital with renal and liver failure.
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As they both recover, and their story continues to be plastered on message boards across the Internet, women are still looking for hookups to up-size their backsides.
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Chip Bok has a fantastic cartoon that expresses what I hope a lot of voters are waking up to…
More cartoons (conservative) here: http://www.creators.com/editorialcartoons/chip-bok.html
I wanna know who came up with the bright idea to test candy dye on spinal injuries.
It reminds me of the Far Side cartoon from years ago.
There’s this duck standing on a lab bench.
A scientist has a beaker of something that he’s about to pour over the duck.
The second scientist is systematically crossing out different possible substances, and the last one is water.
“Like milk off a duck’s back” (crossed out)
“Like oil off a duck’s back” (crossed out)
“Like acid off a duck’s back” (crossed out)
“Like water off a duck’s back”
Maybe that’s how you pick M&M’s.
After trying strychnine, arsenic, atropine, and regular organophosphates, perhaps they stumbled upon M&M’s next as a logical step.
Jumping Jehosephat! I’ll bet she used one of those caulking guns and silicone sealant for the “booty lift.”
Hey there’s an idea, she can be one of Obama’s new czars on health care. Let’s see, call it the… no I can’t say it.
Beware the blue m&m.
This is most defintely a government conspiracy.
got to zurfeld.blogspot.com for the proof.