When is Art No Longer?

As I said, I’ve been feeling artsy again.  A friend of mine who goes by the name Fossilips is a pretty good photographer – really good.  She manages to catch images of this squirrel outside of her place that she suspects drinks tequila and smokes cigarettes.  So I took one of her images and… viola.
Damned [...]

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NBWB: Nose Broken While Brown-nosing.

If this NEA suck-up tries any harder to get his nose up Obama’s ass he’s going to snap it off and require a nasal transplant.
Most powerful writer since Julius Caesar?
Damn, man… I mean… DAMN.  Have some self respect, m’kay?
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If this guy sinks any lower, in terms of what he’s willing to endure, he’ll be just [...]

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The Holy Grail.

Update:
The Dude sent me a link to this.  You see he and I love Pulp Fiction.  It’s pathetic really, but there it is.  Cruel Wife isn’t so hot on Pulp Fiction but she says she can appreciate parts of it – can’t wait to see what she thinks of the Broadway Musical version of it.
(And [...]

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Yeah, But Again… Is It Art?

Ok, here is Another Rant About Our Taxes.
In the art world, money flows freely from public funds without your knowledge.  Picture states A-E.  Each state has a varying number of people that pay taxes.  Of those taxes, they go to a person or multiple people who are artists or very close to them who dole [...]

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Things I Must Have.

For those who don’t know me… that was sarcasm.
On the Life website…
Oh yeah… tires that light up.  From the inside.  (ok, this would be kind of cool at first)
Venetian sunglasses, for when your eyes want a little privacy.
When you’re willing to risk death for your invention, that is dedication.  When you’re willing to go to [...]

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And a Woman Shall Lead before Him.

Update:
I expect this from a little kid who doesn’t know better or just a jerk that goes over his boss’ head to get what he wants, but you don’t expect it from your president.
If he doesn’t get what he wants he marginalizes you and moves on until he gets the response he wants.
End run around [...]

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Justice – Blind Maybe – Vindictive Yes.

I have felt arty-tistic again, no idea why.
A certain Cruel Wife (aka “Frog”) got her own logo.  Spent some time on it, I did.

Saying that she likes chocolate is like saying that Detroit is a bit of an armpit of a place to be in.  It’s understated.  Anyway, that’s a chocolate bar that frog is [...]

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Ok, Jiggle Them Again for Amahd.

This is a culture that used to be one of the most sophisticated in the world?

Islamic Militants in Somalia Crack Down on Deceptive Bras
Saturday, October 17, 2009
A Somalian Islamic group reportedly has started whipping women in public for wearing bras that violate Islam, the Daily Mail reports.
Residents claim insurgent group Al Shabaab [...]

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Heartwarming.

Heartwarming?  Not in the least.
A justice of the peace refuses to marry an interracial couple out of concern for their kids, who won’t be accepted by either “society”.
I don’t doubt that there are some asses out there that couldn’t handle it but this is one lame-ass excuse to not marry them.  They should be allowed [...]

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I Bow at His Feet.

Ok, Dyson, you know… the guy with the vacuum cleaners?
In a gorgeous exploit of the Bernoulli principle, has come up with a bladeless fan.
(another link here – the full article)
Geez, I’m going to need a cigarette and a shower soon.  My inner engineer is geeked out.

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Atlas Shrugged and a Lemur Barfed.

I’m surprised that they didn’t just give this kid little animal the electric chair.  Zero tolerance works, people!

I did an artist’s rendition of what I thought his malicious attack would have resulted in, had they not caught him before he struck. I hear he was a member of the Tuffskins Mafia.

UPDATE:

A Delaware first-grader who [...]

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reality is up for grabs

Been working hard on another graphic.  Hope you enjoy it.  It is my commentary on the sad state of the Nobel Peace Prize.  It died.
More discussion about this damnfool award below…
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Start with the more serious stuff and then we’ll get weirder from there, ok?
I began to picture how ridiculous all this global warming hysteria is, [...]

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It’s Not Me.

Update:
If you’re like me, the idea of sustainable caviar sounds terrific.
I wonder if they can do it for the Masago? (Capelin)
Why do I care?  Because I’m going to be making uramaki tonight.  Alas, I wish it were truly sushi/sashimi, but the cost of getting sashimi-grade fish to the midwest… not meant to be.   Cruel Wife [...]

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