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Give Them Enough Rope…

December 30, 2009 by Lemur King

… and eventually they will hang us all.

Updated Image to reflect Obama’s Executive Order to elevate foreign entities so that they needn’t be bothered by that pesky 6th Amendment.  Steal the image.  Give it away, use it to your heart’s content.  Please.

Here was last night’s version.  I like the above one better.

But, just like the airline terrorist plot system worked, so too shall our health care system.  Because, as we all know, just because a passenger was burned while being a first responder to the threat, this doesn’t mean things won’t go swimmingly well.  Just like a bunch of molested single-tree homogenized data means nothing to the Global Warming argument.  Just as all the things in 2009 (the bad things, anyway) were all Bush’s fault alone.

Update: They will indeed hang us all.  Soylent Green, ThreatsWatch, and finally  Michelle Malkin (bless them all) have reported on Obama’s plot to ensure that you, too, are now susceptible to a foreign agency operating within your own country’s borders, and they operate without verifiable oversight by your government.

On ThreatsWatch:

President Obama has not rejected the concept of ICC jurisdiction over US citizens and service members. He has avoided any direct reference to this while offering praise for the ICC for conducting its trials so far “in America’s interests.” The door thus remains wide open to the skeptical observer.

Many thanks to cbullitt over at Soylent for passing this on.

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I’m not one for gushy miracle stories, but I am one for “Guy loses wife, guy loses baby, guy gets back baby, guy gets back wife, all live” type stories.  Talk about going from the peak of Mt. Everest to the bottom of the Mariana Trench to the top of Mt. Everest in under an hour.

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There’s recreational drinking and then there’s professional drinking.  This is a professional.

Woman’s BAC 0.708

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Napolitano and Obama aren’t very reassuring when it comes to reassuring me that they are on top of things in the air travel department.

I had a thought though.  Let’s get rid of profiling after all!  Instead, we do no profiling or background checks whatsoever, and if you are from the middle east or are a middle east whack-job, you just fly on the planes designated for middle easterners.  No security checks there, either!  I’m thinking that it just might give those of the peaceful religions some incentive to stop bitching about profiling for a change and step up and police themselves.

If the plane flies more than two miles off of the scheduled flight plan you just blow the damn thing out of the sky.  Sounds pretty workable, everyone gets to fly, and there is no profiling.

I’m slowly climbing out of my bad mood.  Give me two more days and it’ll pass.

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By the way, thank you all for your kind Christmas wishes.  We had a good one even though the kids ran us ragged.  Tired us out!

It is wonderful to get back into a “slow” mode of operation again.

And I still have five more days off!  Yahoo!

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7 Responses

  1. on December 30, 2009 at 12:44 pm cmblake6

    http://cmblake6.wordpress.com/2009/12/30/there-is-no-way-around-this/


  2. on December 30, 2009 at 1:24 pm LC Aggie Sith

    I believe in miracles, and that story out of Colorado Springs sure was one! Good thing for them they were NOT under ObamaCare.

    The woman with the BAC of .708…..well, where I come from, that’s a sure sign of an alcoholic, and you can rest assured she will repeat the feat, as she did just days later. I never would have granted her bail.

    As to your solution to profiling…me likey!!! Separate but equal all the way!!!

    Well, maybe not so equal, since the middle-eastern planes will have no alcohol or toilet paper ;)


  3. on December 30, 2009 at 1:47 pm Lemur King

    Being an ex-alky myself, I can say that yes, she is indeed one! Never got that bad of course.

    Comedian Larry Miller has a great skit on drinking. Four levels of drinking, five if you live in a trailer park. I did live in a trailer park for a short while and I can say that there are actually *six* levels. Level six is where you live in a basement at a trailer park. She had moved there and beyond, I suspect.

    With no TP on those middle-eastern planes, it means that Cheryl Crow might have alternate means of travel – surely it is not a big step to go from one square of TP to no squares?


  4. on December 30, 2009 at 3:33 pm Amusing Bunni

    Hi Lemur King! Thats a great pic and post. I enjoy a nice story…we need them with all the horrors going on. I’m off until Mon the 4th too! So, we can all enjoy a nice long weekend. I hope you and the family have a lovely New Year! I will not be fling anywhere in the near furture. What obummer and co. are doing to us now is criminal. I like your idea of sending all the muzzies on their own planes, and blowing them up!

    Happy New Year and a great, prosperous 2010.


  5. on December 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm Lemur King

    I don’t advocate blowing anyone up unless they cross lines.

    See, it is my contention that in spite of what so many career criminals say, it’s really not hard at all to stay out of jail. Done it almost all my life.

    Neither is it hard to be a peaceful person in this world with no intention to kill anyone or any thing – I’ve done that with brilliant success as well.

    But fly your damn plane outside of accepted airspace and outside of the bounds of “oopsie, sorry” and I say your plane needs to have it’s flight privileges revoked immediately. My moral flexibility flexes mightily then.


  6. on December 30, 2009 at 4:39 pm Amusing Bunni

    Yes, LK that’s what I meant, if they go outside of designated area! Not just random blowing up… PS: I’m glad you liked my little comic on my blog. I’ve linked a hilarious video to it, but don’t play with the children around ;-)


  7. on December 30, 2009 at 4:53 pm Lemur King

    I figured so, Bunni, but it never hurts to clarify. It allowed me to soapbox my career criminal opinion, too.

    I’ll check out the video later…



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