Update…

Well, thanks for all the well-wishes.  You’re all great, really. I’d love to say that I’m feeling great but true to the normal way these things go, they hurt worse before they hurt less.  Even with the pills I’m a-smartin’ today.  It’s just easier to care about it less, is all. Ah well, this too [...]

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Cloudy with a 100% Chance of BS.

Update #1: Many of you may die horribly, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi urged her colleagues to back a major overhaul of U.S. health care even if it threatens their political careers, a call to arms that underscores the issue’s massive role in this election year. [...]

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Procedurally Speaking.

The Dude (AKA “Wilson” to my “House” at work) drove me to the doctor’s office yesterday. There’s paperwork that you fill out every single time you darken their doorway and I wish they would  just print the info that never changes – name, referring doc’s name, DOB, “do you lust after flightless waterfowl”, etc., etc.  [...]

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Regarding Radio-Frequency Stuff

I’m going to paste what I essentially wrote to my boss and a handful of co-workers to inform them that I’m working from home tomorrow: If the headache/neckache I have right now is any indicator I’m going to be of more value if I don’t overdo it.  I swear they use pieces of corroded conduit [...]

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Chilies plus Suppositories – what’s not to love?

Well, tomorrow is the day I’m both longing for and dreading.  Didn’t realize how much the RF treatment actually helps kill the headaches until the nerves decided to grow back.  So while the whole damn thing hurts considerably life does get better when the nerves die again. I’m just glad that the sedative they give [...]

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Gentlemen Keep Things Moving Hot.

One more change tonight to age/distress the gears and add whatever tweaks someone would like to suggest.  But largely the Chillipository™ product advert is done. Only a very stupid or very desperate person would want to use the Extra Strength Red Savina or Bhut Jolokia Formulations. They could also be used repeatedly on child abusers/molesters [...]

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Edible Things.

I was with Cruel Wife eating Thai food this weekend.  Kids at sitters.  Us at dinner.  Wow.  Very strange.  We quickly agreed that once we removed my work and our kids from the conversation we had absolutely nothing to talk about and we were grateful when the food came – it gave us opportunity to [...]

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Out! Out Damn Snow! Out!

Global Warming is getting thick here in Michigan. It’s only 8-9 inches.  But I hate this heavy wet snowy snow stuff.  I’m reduced to watching Cruel Wife run the snowblower – which REALLY gets under my skin.  It’s not right.  It’s like wimmen running a BBQ. **** Terrible thing to be born w/o a spine [...]

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My Materialism.

In response to Enas Yorl’s orgy of materialism – where he decided to blame me for his own sad actions, I might add; That is if I weren’t fully capable of taking the high road but I actually am and hence won’t add said commentary- I’ve decided to post things that I’d like to have [...]

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Funny thing happened on my way to this post…

Update:  Pornography of meat is defined, below. Cruel wife and I went to celebrate Valentine’s day tonight.  It beats fighting the crowds.  It was sixteen years and two days ago when I asked her to marry me and she’s regretted it every day since. We went to eat Thai food.  She got scallops/shrimp with cashew [...]

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The Folly of Flushing Out Fonts.

Subtitled:  The Font of Youth All right then… you know the cards I’ve posted a few nights now? When I installed Windows 7 from my XP OS, somehow a few fonts got shredded.  I won’t name the guilty party but it was Microsoft. To finish the cards with the same font, I would need to [...]

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Apolgies Not Accepted Because They Weren’t Called For.

Tiger Woods has apologized to everyone but the garbage-collector and his dog. But WHY? No one was wronged in this besides his wife and family.  The mistresses don’t get to count – they knew he was married. As for his marriage, he said: “Every one of these questions and answers is a matter between Elin [...]

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It will burrrrrnnnnn.

The trail went from Soylent Green to  Pajamas Media to Watt’s Up With That… ‘Several errors have been recently uncovered in the 4th Assessment Report (AR4) of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC). These include problems with Himalayan glaciers, African agriculture, Amazon rainforests, Dutch geography, and attribution of damages from extreme weather events. More [...]

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