Have the folks down under wost a bit of weasoning abiwity? Authewizing the use of ammonium nitwate fertiwizuh and poisonous gases seems (1) weawwy wisky and weawwy dangewwous, and (2) pwone to faiwyuh.
At least that’s the idea and it is diabolically simple and effective – IF you blow up all the wabbits. Very direct solution, and I like that. Blow them wabbits into little hausenpfeffer kibbles.
Riddle me this: How much of the landscape do you have to blow up to get rid of fast-breeding wabbits?
All of it.
Better to somehow pit the Cane Toads against the Fuwwy Wabbits. How about an advertisement campaign paid for by the American Taxpayer (because it’s all about Nat’l Security) to convince juvenile wabbits to lick Cane Toads? Then in a fit of anger when they realize they’ve been conned the gang-bangin’ wabbits will take a gun and cap some toads.
NO! WAIT!!!
We spray all the Cane Toads with carrot juice! Cheaper than an Obama ad blitz.
Now how to get the wabbits to kill Cane Toads…
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Update: As happy as I’ve been with Bing, I question it’s results sometimes. Case in point – search for “Australian Rabbit” gave me this image. I’m pretty sure but could use confirmation that this indeed is NOT a rabbit.
Are we agreed that Bing might be at times an imperfect tool?
You idea has more merit, LK.
“Your”, damnit!!!
(sniff) You one of them… language nazis, Aggie? I heard about them once.
You got all owly-like about possessiveness of a noun vs the possessiveness of an anthropomorphized “insanity” (s vs. ‘s). And now leaving a little itty bitty “r” off of your response and you go Section 8.
Seems purty strong ev’dence to me.
I am NOT a grammar nazi!!
I just take pride in my second language, that’s all
Ok, I’ll buy that.
Maybe you’ll have an idea for this…
I figure if we spray Cane Toads with carrot juice rabbits will lick them and die.
How do we get the rabbits to kill the Cane Toads?
Maybe some kind of drug can be applied on the Cane Toads…the drug makes the wabbits go berserk at first, resulting in megatoad death, and after the killing spree, the drug manages to kill off the wabbits, their fangs still wet from the toad gore.
Just a suggestion….
Oh, and weird pic on the wabbit search
Yesssss… what would make a wabbit dangerously psychotic…? Think… THINK…
Well someone can just rock me to sleep tonight. Now I’m going to obsess about it.
From all accounts, crystal meth would probably work.
Rock you to sleep?? CALLING CRUEL WIFE!!
Oh, and she must wear her garters
You’d hope that the toad definitely killed the rabbit. Can you imagine a bunch of bloodthirsty meth-addict rabbits hopping around?
Cruel Wife wants nothing to do with me when I go into full obsessive mode. Quite the pain in the ass, I’m told.
Pain in the ass? Well, that’s just more of a challenge, isn’t it??
Meth-addled rabbits awash in toad gore….there’s a mental pic for you. Do the toads have a toxin on their skin? Maybe something that when mixed with crystal meth becomes superdeadly?
Yeah, the toads have a toxin that kills any predator that tries to eat them. If I understand it right, you don’t even want to handle ‘em.
We can’t have any toxins lying around for when the carrion eaters come around to eat the dead wabbits and toads, can we?
Oh pooh. This is so hard.
Screw it…just give them knives.
Or lightsabers
Not rabbit–to both parts of the post.
I thought Holy Hand Grenades were the proven answer to toublesome rabbits.
As long as the Grenades are from Antioch, Enas
I’ll try it here.
I do not want to read about any wabbits being blown up, wascally or otherwise.
I wondered about that, Bunni. I think the idea of blowing up a wabbit is kind of ludicrous. I grew up in a hunting family so if you wanted a wabbit out of your garden you ate it. Easy-peasy.
These idiots imported sheep and they imported rabbits. Each eat the same stuff. And life has never been right since.
This whole post is a mockery of the idiocy they got themselves into. With Cane Toads, too. Also brought in unless I’m mistaken. Thats some bad stuff there – CT’s are dangerous to anyone who touches them.