Made for a man – so he can feel like a woman.

Update:  Easily one of the single most disgusting things I’ve seen in a long while.  I can’t believe they found a doctor who would perform the procedure.   They need to reinstate the Hippocratic Oath. To get that taste out of your mouth – a humongous ginormous frickin’ rabbit. **** Now on to the regularly scheduled [...]

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That was the idea…

Update 2:  This is your brain.  This is your brain on sea salt. Popsci.com had an article on salt – specifically how Lays is solving the Salt Health Epidemic of 2010 (never mind that salt doesn’t affect you unless you’re sensitive to it). Then a commenter said THIS, which is probably one of the stupider [...]

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You have never seen it all…

… but you can come close. I was passed on a link to steampunk stuff and was surprised.  I didn’t think that was going to be possible except in the most extreme of circumstances. Here you go.  A steampunk vibrator. I would really prefer that you go to the link above to read about it.  [...]

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Remember Intestinal Fortitude?

That image was edited by applying GIMP photoedits directly to different scales of a wavelet transformed image. Too cool or what? **** You know how I’ve said “If it is your time to go, it is your time to go”?  Well, another example of someone whose time it was to NOT go. Girl survives stings [...]

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Scarcity of Lemurs Lately

Lets get this out of the way, shall we? If this be truly a religion of peace they’ll be offended and let it at that… … but we know that’s not going to happen, right? **** I think it’s nearly done if anyone has last minute comments or critiques speak up now or forever hold [...]

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Climate Change, Fungally Speaking

Wow, hysteria taken from a different tack. Potentially deadly fungus spreading in US, Canada 21 Americans have gotten it in four years.  25% mortality. Oh dear.  Let’s see what we get if we use rough numbers… 25 out of say… 25 million… that is 0.0001%  Cripes, even if you use 250,000 people that’s still only [...]

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VAT – Baby Steps to Socialism

Update 3: If they meant to bleep all the Mohammed remarks, they didn’t do it for the first five minutes… Somewhere, some Islamist is sharpening his knives, ready to right a wrong so everyone can get back to being peaceful. Comedy Central’s “South Park” included a representation of the Prophet Muhammad as a character this [...]

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The Silence was Deafening.

(AKA “To Kill a Mime”) So Veeshir wants silencers… … then silencers you shall have. I give to you (as in “present to you”) the MimeSweeper3 v0.2. There’s more irony in NOT using silencers since by definition if you are greasing mimes you’re not big on quiet entertainment, but then again, this is poetic. Pic [...]

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Stupidity’s Resonance Frequency.

If there has ever been a stinkier crock of shit, I’ve not seen it. Tea Partiers, the Obama administration is on your side. That’s been the message from the White House over the past few days, as top officials dispute charges that Washington is on a spending binge and encourage conservative protesters to count their [...]

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Speaking of Parasites…

Ok, this didn’t start out being about parasites. It started out with my fixation on two art pieces that cbullitt got me interested in. 1) An angelic eco-tard freezing in the arctic wastes (believe me, it’d have some artistic value/merit, even as bad as it sounds) 2) Hungry Bear ™ TV Dinners – Eco-tard in [...]

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2nd Degree Burn

Have you tried the Doritos 2nd Degree Burn Buffalo Wing flavor chips? You know I’m a chilihead. You should also know that 20 minutes later my mouth was still on fire.  My guts didn’t know how to respond.  Next day I noticed it then, too.  So I can offer the following advice: GO FOR IT!!! [...]

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The MimeSweeper Reincarnated.

cbullitt swore it needed more than one barrel so I’m willing to go halfway – two large-bore barrels in an over/under arrangement.  Yes, there’s one trigger.  Pull the trigger and both go off.  Half measures in Lemur’s mind are wasted measures. I’ll add in the mime-endangering stuff later after the Sweeper is done. ***** Obama [...]

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Not the whole story.

NY Times is pretty picky about what they leak.  If it is about global warming, they keep it under wraps. But if it is about intelligence operatives undercover who are protecting our troops, they publish it, damn the consequences because the public has a right to know. Global Warming though, that’s serious and can’t be [...]

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