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April 27, 2010 by Lemur King

… but you can come close.

I was passed on a link to steampunk stuff and was surprised.  I didn’t think that was going to be possible except in the most extreme of circumstances.

Here you go.  A steampunk vibrator.

I would really prefer that you go to the link above to read about it.  I’m speechless, sorta.

It was on a top-ten kind of list, here.

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Posted in BS, SteamPunk | Tagged speechless, SteamPunk, vibrator | 11 Comments

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  1. on April 28, 2010 at 9:02 am LC Aggie Sith

    Steam powered?? Yeow!!!

    I have to say, the lightswitch covers got under my skin….yet another project to do… I finished the frame, but still working on the acrylic and washers thingy ;)


  2. on April 28, 2010 at 1:28 pm Lemur King

    Steam powered indeed. I would think that “Ow.” would be the usual response.

    Can’t wait to see the acrylic thing. Have you had any success with the TIR part of it?


    • on April 28, 2010 at 2:44 pm LC Aggie Sith

      Haven’t glued anything down as yet…. I’m afraid to do that :)

      Might have a go this weekend after my scrapbooking class on Sunday. My Saturday turned inside out and it exploded….


    • on April 28, 2010 at 2:45 pm Lemur King

      Ew. I hate exploding Saturdays. Especially when you try picking them up and you get splinters under your fingernails.


  3. on April 28, 2010 at 9:01 pm B.C.

    Female patient: “Doc, I’ve got a burning sensation in my hoo-ha.”

    Ob/Gyn: “Uh, ya’ might wanna take the steaming dildo outta there and sit on Frosty the Snowman’s face for a bit.”


    • on April 28, 2010 at 9:45 pm Lemur King

      Mythbusters tonight was an episode on pain tolerance.

      I wonder how long the steam thingy would take before the burning hoo-ha got to be too much…


      • on April 29, 2010 at 6:51 am LC Aggie Sith

        OMIGOD!!! That hurt to read!!!!


  4. on April 29, 2010 at 12:21 pm Steamboat McGoo

    Man, I bet that thing would raise a blister!


  5. on April 29, 2010 at 9:02 pm B.C.

    Gives a new meaning to the old term “steamy love affair”….


    • on April 29, 2010 at 11:44 pm Lemur King

      I’m thinking “personal lubricant” now moves into things like peanut oil, which has a much higher smoke point.


  6. on April 30, 2010 at 7:21 am B.C.

    LK, sick minds think alike. (That’s why you’re in my “Daily Reads” bookmarks since I was hooked up to your site.)

    If a guy were to dip his unit in batter before, uh, entering the Deep Fryer o’ Love™, he could have a corn dog for her to snack on after the timer went off…



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