Fruita-bats and Jack-o-lanterns.

Aggie Sith over at Hookers and Booze mentioned the great story of a woman who drove her car into a canal and told the cops it was because of the vampire she saw. Ok, did you read it? They.  Could.  Not.  Find.  The.  Vampire. Aggie’s right – the woman is a Fruita-bat.  I have no [...]

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Kagan and You.

I did not know that Kagan actually in the same document suggested checking out the NRA and the KKK. Yeah, that’s who I want for SCOTUS, someone who thinks that my support of the NRA makes me as worthy of keeping track of as a racist KKK member. **** While being questioned by Republicans, who [...]

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Don’t worry, be happy.

Update: It would be funny if it wasn’t so scary – Bill Clinton thinks we should just blow up the BP well.  Yep, let’s just blow it up.  That will help. **** There was a guy who I’d have beaten up in a fraction of a second if asked to.  That song churning through my [...]

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Distressing

Only just now have nearly 50% of the people figured this out? Nearly half of American Adults see the government today as a threat to individual rights rather than a protector of those rights.  – Rasmussen Reports **** He overestimates the importance I place on his opinion… Sadly we need disasters like this to show [...]

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Hypocrisy…

Update 2: Cruel Wife and the kids are still out visiting her family 2000 miles away. I figured out how to put it in words the surreal-ness of the house when they are not there. Essentially I am hearing the echoes of the essences of the absent.  Noise without a sound.  A holographic wavefront imprinted [...]

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I Have Weturned.

Tech Update thanks to alert co-worker Black Lab on Crank. It can blind you instantly if not quicker.  A blue lightsaber laser.  That’s 1W at 445nm.  Beautiful blue.  Even working in a high power laser lab that wasn’t a wavelength you saw very often, and certainly nowhere near that bright. Niiiiice.  That’s what you should [...]

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Out of Touch

Update:  For the record, I support Etheridge on this one.  Michael Moore style cornering and harassment ought to lead to an ass-kicking.  It is a free country after all.  Hey, free ass-kicking over here! Problem I have is that there’s a large number of reporters that feel like they fall outside of the sphere of [...]

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Movies and Ranking Them

Years ago I saw this skit by Eddie Murphy and laughed my ass off. Eddie Murphy – Undercover in White America I seriously wonder if some folks don’t actually think this is true. **** Arizona Immigration Law Appears to be Driving Hispanics Out of State. Gee, that seems to be the point.  Rather, it was [...]

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Obama the Trickster

DOROTHY RABINOWITZ – appears to be scornful of the big O.  So I looked for her older stuff.  Seems to me like she always was.  This shouldn’t be and isn’t a shock. But there’s a lot of worshippers dropping him like like a hot potato. Schadenfreude. I am deriving so much enjoyment from the disillusionment [...]

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Further patience requested…

Still not up to doing graphics/art.  Just don’t feel like it.  Mainly because the pervasive feeling is “I’m damaged”. You know when you whack yourself in the head, hand, or foot and you say “Ow, dammit!”?  Ok, yeah, so it smarts, but you have that feeling that this too, shall pass. But then the other [...]

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You put WHAT… WHERE?

Hello Constant Reader (you know your name)… it is time for another installment (the first, actually) of “You put WHAT WHERE?” Rectally-smuggled contraband included: … a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of [...]

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Rant (pant pant pant)

Update: Thomas said in a statement that, “I deeply regret my comments I made last week regarding the Israelis and the Palestinians. They do not reflect my heart-felt belief that peace will come to the Middle East only when all parties recognize the need for mutual respect and tolerance. May that day come soon.’’ Mutual [...]

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Oil for Food.

It needs crude oil splashes, some loose gooey kernels laying around and lots of little tweaks – and whatever input you may care to give as long as you don’t hurt my fragile feelings by beating around the bush.  Tell it like it is and for heaven’s sake don’t pussyfoot around it.

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