The Boy of the Cast Iron Alimentary Canal.

I love Pulp Fiction.  Laconic pup sent me a link to youtube movie that is a compilation of all snippets where the world “****’ is used in the movie Pulp Fiction.  If you are at work or have little kids, only play this if you have headphones. Who the hell posted this or sent it [...]

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The Baby Seal, the Troll, and the Death Pinata of Meat.

Well, well, well… If you have followed recently, a terrific troll named tessa yakush, bless her black bleeding heart… she wished me a horrible death via deep-throat relations with a (running) chainsaw.  Why?  Because I mocked the idea of PETA getting uptight about seals in the World of Warcraft.  (Club a WoW Seal Senseless Today!) [...]

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SET or BSU.

From The Dude: An archeological team, digging in Washington DC, has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician. Nice catch, Dude! **** Somebody, and I don’t want to name names but it was Laconic Pup, thought the two titles were equivalent. Here’s the original advert. [...]

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Poison!

Gosh, life sure is a scary place, isn’t it?  BPA is the new pants-wetting monster-under-the-bed.   Actually not new at all. Cash-register receipts from many fast-food outlets, groceries, pharmacies, big-box stores and U.S. post offices contain high levels of the endocrine-disrupting chemical bisphenol A. A study released late today by the Environmental Working Group reported that [...]

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Two Ways of Looking at It.

You can look at it like Oliver Stone, and claim that Hitler got a Raw Deal from the Jews because of the way he was mischaracterised. Or you can refuse to be a goddamned ass like he is. Director Oliver Stone belittled the Holocaust during a shocking interview with the Sunday Times today, claiming that [...]

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Sharing My Feelings.

Update for fun… I got to use a Python function I’ve just never had need for before now.  You might like the name of the function because it makes me grin every time I see it in code. f = open(“junk.py”, “w”) pickle.dump(vars, f) f.close() pickle.dump()… I ask you, how can that not be funny?   [...]

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Of All People, I Should Know…

… that short chicks are so demanding.  I’m married to one. So, to make LC Aggie Sith happy (Cruel Wife, who is like 5’1″, doesn’t care either way in this instance) I have updated the seal currency so the gosh-darned thing isn’t green anymore. Heaven forbid if we should have green seals barking it up [...]

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McGoo Gets His Wish – a $10 Harp Seal.

Update:  Shooting down drones with lasers.  Next thing you know they’ll be putting them on sharks. I’m impressed.  The technical hurdles Raytheon needed to address in order to do that… wow. **** I know that sounds like he got a cheap prostitute but really it’s all about money.  Yes, it was steampunk for a while, [...]

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New Currency Denomination Coming Soon.

It will feature a Harp Seal in honor of my good troll tessa. Her message to me this morning has touched my heart.

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Sea Turtles Get Their Day in the Sun

Now Sea Turtles are part of the currency offering geared solely to save our biodiversity.  All part of c.monster’s plan over at Soylent.  But I’m going to post my latest one here first (his copy is in the e:mail).  This version highlights the endangered lemur and sea turtles (pick Ridley/Leatherback or Green, doesn’t matter). Next [...]

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Pimping for Myself, I think.

Note:  For those of you who haven’t heard a lot from me via e:mail – I had a scarynastybad crash with Thunderbird and lost everydamnfrigginthing in my Inbox.  I didn’t lose the file, huge thing that it is, but the msf file or the actual file is corrupted and it won’t read in.  I managed [...]

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No idea.

If you held a gun to my head I could not tell you where this came from. I just can’t think of anything to add to this to change the funny quotient (F-Q, to you, McGoo).

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Awesomely Ginormously Defective People

Three words:   Damaged Goods. At The Smoking Gun… “Horny Man In Assault Bust“ Here’s the teaser image – full pic is over at TSG. Talk about life-altering choices.  Yes, he’s going to be on the board of directors for GE or General Mills someday, as Dog is his co-pilot. **** In our fight against defective [...]

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