Well, well, well…
If you have followed recently, a terrific troll named tessa yakush, bless her black bleeding heart… she wished me a horrible death via deep-throat relations with a (running) chainsaw. Why? Because I mocked the idea of PETA getting uptight about seals in the World of Warcraft. (Club a WoW Seal Senseless Today!)
c.monster or C.Monster or Mr. Monster or Mr. C… whatever – (h/t to the guy over at soylent green – warning it may or may not be safe for work on any given day) – had one of the very best finds of the year. Bunk Strutts at Tacky Raccoons had THIS (see pic) and I can only bow in admiration.
Yes. That is what it looks like. A baby-seal pinata.
I can think of only one way to improve on a candy-filled baby-seal pinata…
Fill it with meat.
LK: Jerky!
Laconic Pup: Sausages!
The Dude: Slim Jims!
LK: Damn, man. Not Slim Jims. They’re like gristle pumped full of fat and spices under pressure.
The Dude: Yeah, and what’s wrong with that?
LK: Eww.
I always went for the bite sized rawhide chews myself, but that’s just me.
The only thing that can improve the taste of a seal is to fill that seal with another seal.
Doubly good.
The sausage idea is good because you can make sausage from anything…like condors, leatherback turtles, more seal pups. and even ecotards–although the market for them is limited to pockets of Amazonia, they could help save the rain forest that way.
Yes, but bacon…that solves everything
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-peta.jpg
Heh!
PETA?
Hmmm…
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Nice one Aggie!
Lemur King – thou shalt not speak ill of Slim Jims!
Yeah, I like Slim Jims…..ever since I was a lad.
Whale meat.
Baby whale meat.
With dolphin tail soup.
Porpoise ka-bobs?
Spotted owl meat in a tin? Packed in spring water, that is.
Hey you guys can’t kill MY favorite animal. No dolphins.
Whales are ok, and misogyny is fine, too.
And I have CW’s e-mail
What’s the matter with misogyny? Not staring at women is bad?
Srsly, if she thought for a moment that I was a misogynist she’d have slipped a screwdriver in my temple as I was sleeping and wiggled it around good and plenty.
ROFLMAO!!! I was only yanking your chain
But as to your last, do you think she would need to “wiggle it around” that long?
Heh!!
She believes that anything worth doing is worth doing well, so yeah, she’d give everything a good stir with an extra long screwdriver (or power drill with a spade bit).
Need? Probably not. Derive sheer pleasure from it? Absolutely.
And THAT is one of the many reasons I like CW
The key is picking the implement to whack it with.
I say stick with tradition.
LK, and anyone else with artistic ability,
Could one of you maybe make a pic of zombies coming out of the Gulf covered with oil?
I was brainstorming and thought of a pic I thought might be good, with zombies walking up on the beach out of the Gulf water covered head to toe in oil, with a caption below that reads:
“BP oil spill inadvertently aids local residents in fending off a mass zombie attack on Friday evening. Alabama residents along the Gulf Coast report being initially overrun by the undead, but the tide quickly turned once it was discovered that the ghouls were covered almost completely with a naturally flammable substance.
Or something to that effect.
I love the concept.
I’ve never made real people into zombies (besides Michael Moore and he’s so close in appearance that it was like cheating).
Would a stock picture of Beautiful People Wearing Almost Nothing be acceptable as a start or do you want Office-Pinks, Butt-Crack Surgeons, Ritalin-Moms, and Post-Confederate Gravy Eaters?
(last one is a nod to Neal Stephenson)
LK, they each have their potential. I say use your imagination and let it go where it will. The only thing I would ask for is that they are recognizably zombies, lol.
Well, no zombie is a good zombie without something missing or a good handful of braaaaaainnnns.
Awesome pinata. I wonder if there might be a market for cute &/or endangered critter pinatas…
I was thinking of a giraffe pinata – it wouldn’t have to hang down, it could just stand up by itself like in t-ball.