A Banner Day for Lemurdom.

Yay! In lieu of a dog, I now have a cable internet connection and a wireless link that doesn’t stink like cat poo. My Twisted Midget Porn website is going to be up and running before you can say “OhmygawdcanyoureallyDOthat??” I must feed first.  I made some ridiculously hot Pad Krapow a few nights ago [...]

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Apolgies are in order…

Hi all – I’ve felt absolutely horrible neck-wise the last three days so I haven’t really done anything on… anything.  Tried to “do more” and found that it wasn’t reasonable. We gave up Zoe-pup on Saturday.  I basically gave her some scritches, a quick hug, and hightailed it out of there and waited in the [...]

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ARrrrrrGGGG.

And I’m not trying to sound like a pirate. I’m trying to get my motorola cable modem up and running and damn if their setup software isn’t a pile of crap.  Manually setting this thing up has made no sense either.  This isn’t rocket science but they have made it so weird… grrrrrr.  No wonder [...]

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The Epitomy of Hate.

This showcases one of my biggest complaints with Christians (and I consider myself one).  It is a reason why I don’t go to church because it seems like everywhere you go, you run into people who are more concerned about your sin than theirs.  (the whole “My Way News” article is here) Emphasis mine… The [...]

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How Green I Am…

The Dude sent me an interesting article that just highlights the stark reality for anyone that thinks there are easy solutions to getting free energy – there is no such thing just as there is no such thing as perpetual motion, bigfoot, unicorns, or rational liberals. EE Times discusses how MIT got a bit silly. [...]

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Conspicuous by it’s Absence.

Read the article here about attacks on folks at a fairground. Police say “may be racially motivated”. What I find interesting is that it’s allegedly black guys going around beating up white guys but no one ever used the word combination “hate crime” in the article. Hmmm. **** I’m told that the egg recall isn’t [...]

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Doritos and Day Care

Now that Cruel Wife has a job, the universe has smiled upon us – my company now has day-care. **** A while back Frankenboy and I sat and ate some Doritos 2nd Degree Burn chips.  Yea they’re hot but not in a killer kind of way.    Now they have 3rd Degree Burn chips.  They are [...]

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Kind of a burning sensation.

News Flash!  Cruel Wife got her job offer today. In an economy that has all the texture and consistency of cow poo, she got her job offer just three business days after the interview.  This will be a huge shot in the arm to helping pay off medical bills from my neck and all the [...]

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Wish her luck…

Update: The interview went very well.  CW is highly qualified, smart as a whip, and short – all the good things you need in a scientist.  Well, the short part is total bs.  She is 5’1″ tall but you don’t need someone that short for a scientist.   An arm rest though, you need someone [...]

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Mmmmm. Food. Maybe.

Ah, yet another air-dried-tongue-wagger has spoken up about the dismal fate of the planet.  What is the hardly-novel nightmare du jour? Why, it’s vat grown meat… food… stuff. Leading scientists say meat grown in vats may be necessary to feed 9 billion people expected to be alive by middle of century No kidding? Wow. Well, [...]

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A new put-down.

Simple usage: Oh HIM??? He’s such a barbie. Words cut real  deep.

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Pure Unalloyed Envy

I’m so envious it is excruciating. Every now and then I’ll plug a cartoon – XKCD, Pearls Before Swine, Rubes. Get Fuzzy – you must fall down and worship Darby Conley.  Seek out his sites, his books, the Bucky Katt plushy toy.  Not even sure if there is a Bucky Katt plushy toy.  There should [...]

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Off-On-Off-Off-Off-Off-Off-On-Off…

Update: Supposedly it was an old-style POS half-ringer, which I witnessed the guy take out of the telephone box on the house.  While it did help with our DSL not crapping out every time the phone rang and we temporarily had awesome service (which, alas, I did not take real advantage of), we went back [...]

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