Just in Time

Was over at McGoo’s, where he tipped his readers off to Drew Dewalt and his mini-horror short movies – hats off to Dewalt, who has risen in my estimation as one hell of a good spooky movie storyteller. This stuff is online and there’s a score of episodes to Camera Obscura, all anywhere from 3 [...]

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Why the Shared Lies?

Why are the rest of us sane people allowing lies to stand? I’ll give you an example or two. Big Sis Says Patdowns to Become the Norm Why have we allowed security to be tightened on every single person when we all know damn well that followers of Islam have a much higher percentage of [...]

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Random Crap Day.

Warning: This isn’t new.  I don’t claim it to be. As  such, you may have seen it. It’s sick and disgusting. The Office Assassin (administrative-slash-secretary nazi) pointed me to this. As such, it’s not my fault I loved it. Llamas with Hats… Update:  Office Assassin, who is terribly concerned that I have recently ordered chloroform [...]

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Driving to Michigan with a Drugged Cat in the Truck – Part III

Update:  Headline over at Drudge: NYC hit with bedbugs, stink bugs – now lice… Wait a minute… are we talking New York, or Washington D.C.? **** Note:  Sorry for the delay in posting this final installment.  I just plain haven’t felt “swell” or “peachy” enough to post.  In fact you could use my expression for [...]

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Moving ain’t what it used to be.

Truth is, moving has always been hard on material goods.  I’d rather damage my own stuff than pay someone large sums of money to destroy mine for me. Finally last night stuff was delivered from my dad’s house to here via big truck. I am less than pleased.  Luckily a weapon was not handy. I [...]

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Good news, I think.

We moved my scheduled neck-nerve-frying-day up to next week, Thursday.  I couldn’t see going for another 23 days and then go through the post-procedure “afterglow”.

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Sorry Folks.

I am not asking for sympathy.  Just putting this in as a placeholder and letting you know why I’ve been scarce.  The nerves in my neck grew back.  Once they started sending signals again they set up shop, built roads, formed vibrant cities,  had small wars, entered brief periods of tranquility, have had large wars, [...]

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Uploaded!

Ok, I have posted that Tenement Lobster™ t-shirt on Zazzle and am waiting for my Official Guinea-Pig/Critic/Proofer to give it the sniff test.  It’s current state will live or die based on her profound insights. Feel free to go look at it and see if it (without the watermark) is whiffy or whether it passes [...]

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Of Tickets and Getting Punched.

If you’ve been following here and there you know about my blunder, not having proof of insurance and proof of my registration in my truck.  (To Detroit Death Comes Astride His Pale Horse) And you know how I ultimately have been fined $700. With cursory examination we saw the paperwork saying how much I owed [...]

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Hammered Owl Shite.

I’m still feeling pretty punked.  Rough neck day today. One of those days when you say “Crap, I don’t want to take painkillers today” and yet you don’t get the luxury of choosing because it’s getting intolerable, and then you start counting the minutes (roughly 90 of them) between when that dose wears off and [...]

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Yikes, damn, and whooboy.

You don’t know how well the RF treatment on a nerve was working until the nerve grows back, and then… why then you are thankful the others are still more or less working and you also have a slow burn that this particular one is wearing off. I just scheduled another treatment on my neck [...]

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Do They Make Styptic Suppositories?

Update:  Tenement Lobster(tm) art posted on Zazzle… And the bib is at first cut stage… where the inner cabal must offer their nominations for sacrifice on the part of the Lemur King – sweat, blood, tears. **** A while back if you remember I was in a Detroit suburb and managed to accidentally run a [...]

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Coming Soon to a Zazzle Near You.

Thanks to the tireless efforts of Cruel Wife (who must put up with me or bury me – she’s on the fence right now), LC Aggie Sith (who pities me), and Steamboat McGoo (who mocketh me, and rightfully so), a brand new unique old idea has come to life. Yes, ’tis arrogance that has caused [...]

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