• Home
  • Not a True Story
  • A Lemur’s Life
  • Drugged Cat Stories
  • Old Taglines
  • The Puncture Chronicles – A Subdermal Saga
  • Mike Baker: Terrorists and Morality
  • Oil in Our Back Yard
  • Strange Hits to My Blog From Keyword Searches

Lemur King's Folly

"Satchell, I'm going to smack you so hard you'll be on liquid chew-toys for a year." – Bucky Katt in *Get Fuzzy*

Feeds:
Posts
Comments
« Too Much Time on Your Hands.
Oh sure… NOW it’s “solar activity”. »

In the interim…

December 21, 2010 by Lemur King

Until tonight’s GrovelBlog, a link to Angry Harry’s site where, apparently, Harry is quite Angry.

See, I was looking for the source of a quote I saw over this babe’s desk years ago (she was a femi-nazi):  A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Now.  Isn’t…  That…  Cute?

Actually, no, it was pretty damned snotty and bitchy, but hey.  Like a babe needs my respect?

[That was purposely designed to be offensive.  If you know me you should know that I don't actually think like that.  I just say that sort of thing to get a rise out of babes.]

So searching in the webiverse, I came across Angry Harry, who we have already determined, is Angry.

Angry Harry goes a bit beyond my threshold.

Oh well, this was a good five-minute diversion for you, wasn’t it?  Stay tuned for tonight’s GrovelBlog!

 

 

Advertisement

Like this:

Like
Be the first to like this post.

Posted in BS | 7 Comments

7 Responses

  1. on December 21, 2010 at 7:12 pm LC Aggie Sith

    I trust you figured out who said that rather stupid quote?

    Gloria Steinem will NEVER be forgiven for that.


    • on December 21, 2010 at 11:50 pm Lemur King

      She said she actually stole it from ANOTHER lady who stole it from some guy. So Steinem isn’t even an original bitch.

      Oops. Did I say that out loud?


  2. on December 21, 2010 at 7:58 pm Mitchell

    So you got a package today right?


    • on December 22, 2010 at 3:27 pm Lemur King

      Yes, I did, Mitchell, thanks! It arrived at my workplace, and I worked from home yesterday. When I went in to do unspeakable acts I saw it had arrived. And it arrived safely, too. I felt I better inspect it, and it is juuuust fine. CW will love you to death.


      • on December 22, 2010 at 5:58 pm Mitchell

        Yay!! How’s her finger doing BTW? One of my Dad’s fingers does that and it’s from his arthritis. I really hope she doesn’t have that.


        • on December 22, 2010 at 6:01 pm Lemur King

          Nope. Mallet Finger is the name for it. Basically tore the tendon away from the bone. Surprisingly little pain (note that I did not say pain-free).

          Six weeks in a splint, no breaks from it whatsoever. Then six more of taking it easy and wear the splint at night.


  3. on December 23, 2010 at 7:56 pm C Monster

    The quote is lame for an entirely different reason–it’s ripped off.

    The original is, “A man needs religion like a fish needs a bicycle.”

    But I wouldn’t expect a femi-nazi to be a titan of independent thought.



Comments are closed.

  • The Glorious Lemur King

  • ChiliHeads Anonymous…? Nah.

  • Loser Blog

  • The Itch That Can Never Be Fully Scratched.

  • Global Worming

    Shovel Ready

    Shovel Ready

  • Watching This Character Closely

  • RSS LemurKingsFolly

    • Nutritious… chock full of irony.
    • Fatter Tuesday – Mission Accomplished.
    • Pączki Tuesday.
    • Time out.
    • Pissed off.
    • Scanners.
    • Never had anything like that before…
    • Oh yeah? Well… well…
    • Stories are never short.
    • No better time.
  • Support Your Weasel

    Weasel Goodies Store Place

  • Blogroll

    • Amusing Bunni
    • Autumn People
    • Center of the Anomaly
    • cmblake6's weblog
    • Democrat = Socialist
    • Double Plus Undead (DPUD)
    • Dr. McNinja Chronicles
    • EW1′s Intercept Log – Political Signal Analysis
    • Feed your ADHD
    • Fetch My Flying Monkeys
    • Fountain Abbey
    • Hookers and Booze
    • iamfelix
    • MMMMM… Bacon
    • Modern Mechanix
    • Moonbattery
    • Moron Pundit
    • Mrs. Peel’s Words/Wisdom
    • No Runny Eggs
    • Snugg Harbor
    • Soylent Green
    • The Daily Dollop
    • Weasel Times and Stoat Intelligencer
  • Other cobwebby places of interest at the Folly.

    • Not a True Story
    • A Lemur’s Life
    • Drugged Cat Stories
    • Old Taglines
    • The Puncture Chronicles – A Subdermal Saga
    • Mike Baker: Terrorists and Morality
    • Oil in Our Back Yard
    • Strange Hits to My Blog From Keyword Searches
  • Ron or Barracuda – Save us.

    (thanks Weasel!)
  • ______________

    ______________

  • Recent Comments

    LC Aggie Sith on Nutritious… chock full o…
    Lemur King on Nutritious… chock full o…
    LC Aggie Sith on Nutritious… chock full o…
    Lemur King on Nutritious… chock full o…
    LC Aggie Sith on Nutritious… chock full o…
  • The Dusty Archives

  • Top Clicks

    • youtu.be/sIp77PUvLTE?t=57…
    • lemurking.files.wordpress…
    • slobsofgaming.com/article…
    • fountainabbey.wordpress.c…
    • lemurking.files.wordpress…
    • gasbuddy.com/gb_gastemper…
    • lemurking.files.wordpress…
    • washingtonexaminer.com/po…
    • cbullitt.wordpress.com
    • lemurking.files.wordpress…
  • In The Land of the Blind, the Lemur Would be King

  • Some of my Faves

    Town Hall

    Accuracy in Media

    Claremont Institute

    Heritage Foundation

    Thomas Sowell

    Walter Williams

    Michelle Malkin

    Michael Ramirez Editorial Cartoons

    ______________

  • Powered by:

    ”WordPress
  • We Will NOT Link (Except to mock them):

    Maureen Dowd

    Helen Thomas

    Ellen Goodman

    Rosie

    Al Franken

    Michael Moore

    Jimmy Carter

    LA Times

    NY Times

    Tim Robbins

    Rachel Ray (perky drives me batsh*t)

    ______________

  • Miss Ellaneous Sez:

    Alternative Music: iSlam

    Whistleblowing: Star Trek Redshirt Deaths

    PETA *KILLS* Animals

    More as this new field opens up... - LK

    ______________

  • The Religion of Peace

    ROP Site Here

    Thousands of Deadly Islamic Terror Attacks Since 9/11

  • Sand Through an Hourglass

    December 2010
    M T W T F S S
    « Nov   Jan »
     12345
    6789101112
    13141516171819
    20212223242526
    2728293031  
  • RSS Fox News RSS Feed

    • US to Use 'Every Tool' to Stop Violence in Syria
    • City Shells Out Big $$ To Clear Way for Arena
    • Catholic Church Ready For An American Pope?
    • 'Malicious' Intent Debated At Webcam Spying Trial
    • US Bulks Up Defenses in Persian Gulf
    • Afghans resume protests over Koran burning
    • Injured Dutch prince may not regain consciousness
    • Marine found not guilty in hazing trial
    • Boy, 9, charged in shooting of classmate makes bail
    • Lawmaker resigns over suggestive texts to prosecutor
  • RSS Gadget Madness Newsfeed

    • MoMA Remote Control Spaceman
    • The GadgetMadness Show Returns Tonight
    • Protect Your USB Hard Drive Data Like a Secret Agent
    • Lytro Light Field Camera Puts Every Picture In Focus
    • Things You Will Need To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
    • Thank you, Steve Jobs.
    • UFO Filmed By ISS Flying Over Hurricane Irene
    • USB Ghost Lights
    • Life-Size TRON Legacy Light Cycle
    • Hello Kitty Toaster
  • ______________

  • Blog Stats

    • 310,852 hits
  • Category Cloud

    Almost News Annoying art Art (homegrown) bailout Big Brother Big Government BS cool cretins Disgusted vilification Disturbing/Disgraceful F-U-N - FUN. FOOD Global Warming Hysteria Guns and Knives ID10T Stories Junk Science Just Plain Bizarre Life Story Mini-Blurb pain Politics scary Science/Technology SteamPunk way cool Whining Worthy of Contempt Worthy of Respect
  • Spam Blocked

    136,655 spam comments blocked by
    Akismet
  • My Personal “Things” – Don’t Peek

    • Register
    • Log in
    • Entries RSS
    • Comments RSS
    • WordPress.com
  • FAIR USE NOTICE: This website (blog) may contain copyrighted material the use of which has not been pre-authorized by the copyright owner. Such material is made available to advance understanding of political, economic, scientific, social, art, media, religious and cultural issues. The 'fair use' of any such copyrighted material that may exist on this site is provided for under U.S. Copyright Law. In accordance with U.S. Code Title 17, Section 107, material on this site is distributed without profit to persons interested in such information for research and educational purposes. Please Note: If you want to use any copyrighted material that may exist on this site for purposes that go beyond 'fair use', you must obtain permission from the copyright owner.
  • The Glorious Lemur King

Blog at WordPress.com.

Theme: MistyLook by Sadish.


Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Powered by WordPress.com