So apt

How very appropriate for the symbol of the Democratic party to be an ass. “In this case a lot of people in this country, it’s my belief, don’t want to be governed by an African-American, particularly one who is inclusive, who is liberal, who wants to spend money on everyone and who wants to reach [...]

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Update: Go Taco Bell!

A day or so ago I had fun making a Taco Bell graphic – mocking the ridiculousness of the entire situation.  And I also stated that I wish Taco Bell would win lawsuit. Still do.  If I cheerlead enough do you think I could get a free six-pack of tacos to go? Check back in [...]

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It’s not a bad question.

Update: Huh.  Hit counter… 199,425 hits. Who knew there were so many cases of bored people? Update #2: Oh f*** me in both ears. D&D in Prisons Could Lead to Gang Activity.  Didn’t we already live through this happy bullsh** with Tom Hank’s stoopid-beyond-belief D&D version of  “Reefer Madness”? I say that as one whose [...]

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A Rush of Hormones…

… that could rival that of a pregnant woman’s… … happens when I think of… … the next installment of Deus Ex… Deus Ex: Human Revolution The first game ROCKED, way back in 2000. The second game SUCKED, since the beginning of time to the end, alpha and omega. This one makes me as gooey [...]

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Interpret this.

Woke up feeling pretty not-right this morning.   Day two or three of this, and I think I must’ve pinched something in the neck.  So I figured I’d go back to sleep to see if that might help relax things.  The plan was to do that and then do my work from home today. I only [...]

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Seems to Go Together Like Eggnog and Red Bull.

Steampunk Sarah Palin. I did all right with that concept until they mentioned pages and pages of pin-ups of Sarah Palin, at which point I got queasy and had to run for the Pepto-Bismol ™. I like Sarah Palin, but I don’t want her for POTUS, and my brain-jury is still out to lunch on [...]

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These Issues Don’t Have Burning Questions.

Where did the 15 million jobs go in the last ten years? That’s really a question?  Experts don’t know why?  How about… shipping all the jobs overseas?  Morons. Six Power Nuclear Talks End – When Will the West Wake Up? I know!  Let’s look at who the players on the UN Security Council are.  The [...]

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Lion-Meat Tacos.

I am going to catch hell but ME WANTS ONE! Boca, gaining a rep for exotic tacos, plans lion-meat offering Taco types… Crunchy Growler, Soft Growler, choice of three salsas:  Purry, Snarly, and Takedown. (I just made those up.) How about… Stork-n-Beans Foxtail Soup Seal Sliders Add your own in the comments!

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It sometimes just works like that.

Frankenboy has a bad cough, Cruel Wife has been working at home to make up hours, and I have just done load of laundry #6 tonight.   I got the trash cans, salted the walk, picked up, did the dishes, read stories to GirlHead, threatened Frankenboy with eternal torment if he didn’t get his jammies on [...]

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Never Wash Fruit.

Update: I got a Winter Jacket. No, not the wearable kind. Jack-jack DaKatt was pawing at something on the couch tonight.  I thought “Idiot, you’re pawing at a piece of dried cheese.  Brilliant.  Just eat it already.” Then the flash of yellow was more than that. Having been stung a huge number of times once [...]

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Well That Sounds Logical.

Beautiful People Have Higher IQ’s. By that logic, the authors of the study must be butt-ugly. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. See?  All this, and modesty, too.  I’m beatin’ them off with a stick, folks. The study indicated attractive men have IQs that are 13.6 points above the average, while beautiful women are 11.4 [...]

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Not really…

Foremost, I am much better today.  I made some from-scratch enchiladas and not a single urge to hurl.  Yay! Now, over at The Hostages, there was posted a clip from Family Guy.  I don’t watch Family Guy, I just didn’t get into it. But this was pretty funny, even if it bears no resemblance to [...]

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Experiencing Technical Difficulties.

Day 2 of SIF.  (Severe Intestinal Flux) I am not working.  I am not blogging.  And I most certainly am NOT eating.  Fool me once, shame on me, because no one made me eat but someone should have stopped me.  Bad move.  Going back to bed. ***** I am up after sleeping 4 hours straight.  [...]

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