16 DAYS 21 HOURS 3 MINUTES… Not that I’m counting.
It’s moving 111,600 mph (very roughly) to catch up to a planet moving 107,000 mph (mean orbital velocity – it changes a lot). Not sure how fast that planet is moving at the moment, but whatever it is, it’s fast. Mercury is aptly named. Earth is plodding along at 67,760 (again, very roughly), we’re positively pokey.
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Twenty tons of mayo on the highway.
Where’s the bacon, lettuce, tomato, and bread trucks when you really need them?
At least it wasn’t thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
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And people said I was crazy for laying in a Strategic Mayo Reserve. Yeah, who looks like a fool now?
Ahhhhh….but was it Hellmanns?
Gah…can’t abide the stuff, meself.
You can keep it, Mitchell.
Hmm…now if only the emergency people that responded had some french fries with them, the mayo would have been right there for the dipping.
Got hooked on mayo on my fries when I was stationed in Germany. Great stuff.
That aside, I wonder if any of the vehicles behind the truck got spilled mayo all over their windshields. That would sure be fun to have to clean off.
CF, try mayo mixed with ketchup for your fries! Learned that one from another burger flipper working at Wendy’s when I was a kid.
2T ketchup
1T mayo
1T tartar sauce
1/2t worcestershire sauce
2t mustard
salt & pepper
Mix. Eat. Enjoy.
add a ton of rye bread, some sour kraut, and a s***tload of corned beef, and I am soooo there!!
You need to go here… http://www.closetcooking.com/2009/03/reuben-dip.html
Now THAT sounds tasty! Going to have to give it a try. Thanks for the heads up!
Figured that might.
Anytime.
I ordered a rueben yesterday and instead of delicous russian dressing they used mustard! I was so pissed.
That’s… that’s… OH MY GOD.
They actually served that to you?
Did you pass out? Scream? Throw up a little? A lot?
All would be acceptable for screwing up a reuben like that.
Come here to Michigan, we’ll take you to Zingerman’s, and then the healing can begin.
LOL, Charlie Sheen got hisself a Twitter account! Hasn’t done anything yet but he has over 107,000 followers already.
Mitchell, he and Kaddafi must poke each other on facebook is all I can say.
Mayo is the debbil to the arteries. FACT!
*Eye roll*
Aggie, Aggie, Aggie… (sigh)
Do I have to get all male-chauven-ey and all and say “I guess this is something wimmen just wouldn’t understand”?
It’s as fundamental as pork, fire, and uh… wimmen… to what drives men.
Hell, you’re married, you already know this. What am I saying?
Y’all can eye roll all you want, and lecture me about the fundamentals, but when it comes down to it, my arteries will outlive y’all’s.
Hm… maybe that’s the big plan all along…
You may live longer but can you live happier w/o pork, fire, etc.?
Quantity vs. Quality.
Holy Jeezum Crow. He’s got almost a million followers in less than 24 hours. And he’s probably gonna make a lot of money with it.
His ego didn’t grow overnight. It was fed and watered and showered with indiscriminate love.
All that money isn’t going to do him or his kids any good when he OD’s despite his self-proclaimed mental powers over addiction.