Hey, there is good news. Yesterday was the day the first image of Mercury was taken by a man-made satellite in orbit and was sent back to Earth.
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Remember a while back? The frozen under-ice Antarctic lake thing, where we pondered what might lurk for millions of years beneath the ice, evil incarnate, waiting only to be melted down, waiting only to take those giant foo… oops, shit, that was Godzilla. (Thank you, BOC for an awesome concert…)
Well, we wondered what might live in that already melted patch of nougaty goodness… uh… water. With me so far? No? Didn’t we wonder about this together?
Well, I know of at least one fellow who wondered as well, and he might have (did) tip me off to it so I’d wonder, too. Yes, I’m babbling.
Here. Go here and read up about the (now passé) fear of imminent doom from life right here on this planet! Ok, ok, so these are different lakes. Work with me people. The fear-mongered lake was Lake Vostok (we all could have diiiiiiiiied!) and this cool little critter-thing lives/lived in Organic Lake. Seriously, work with me here.
Well, they found another virophage!
Oooh that sounds so sexy… virophages. Nature’s little destroyers. Do they have one that fights Barking Moonbats? (Yuppii Dooficus)
Also, a more intelligent link here.
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h/t to The Dude for telling me to look at XKCD today.

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I pointed out to mrmacs two nights ago that this is how you know it is not your time to die…
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Can you imagine this kind of twisted thinking? That just giving people money doesn’t address the underlying problem? Where the HELL did that kind of sick logic come from?
In a stinging rebuff to the United Nations and its anti-poverty efforts, Eritrea, one of the poorest countries in Africa, has told the world body that it wants out of its long-term development agreement because the U.N. makes the problem worse, not better.
The reason, given in a January 26 notification letter from the country’s powerful Finance Minister, obtained by Fox News, is that “aid only postpones the basic solutions to crucial development problems by tentatively ameliorating their manifestations without tackling their root causes. The structural, political, economic, etc. damage that it inflicts upon recipient countries is also enormous.” In other words, the government argues, U.N. aid does more harm than good.
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Clearly there is some confusion between “Dude, I’m really high” and “stone cold science” but the general idea is that the Free Electron Laser as a viable tool is inching closer. No, it’s not news. I’m pointing out one of the misunderstandings that go along with high-power things, namely energy density vs. size.
The problem with solid state lasers, though, is that the wavelength of light that they pump out is fixed, and depending on the weather, the beam can get significantly weaker over distance. So, the laser of choice by 2020 will be the far sexier free-electron laser, which can output energy in multiple wavelengths and doesn’t require any of the bulky and heavy solid-state infrastructure.
[They already pump out different wavelengths by tuning the wiggler magnets... - LK]
Free-electron lasers are basically just particle accelerators that can convert fast-moving electrons into photons. The more electrons you stuff into them, the more photons they spit out, at whatever wavelength (or wavelengths) you want.
[Basically just particle accelerators? That's like saying that basically a nuclear reactor is a steam driven generator. It doesn't begin to cover the reality. - LK ]
Yes, I’m irritable about physics whenever some doof (in their comments section) talks about shrinking an FEL down to the size of a handheld weapon.
















New NSKMD up. Y’all never keep it up…
XKCD roolz.
Mercury: hot, scarred, and pocked-marked. Just like an adolescent on his first date.
Eritrea figures out the detrimental value of UN help, but we can’t manage to kick those Useless Nitwits out of the US and into Somalia.
Virophages FTW!!!
And that truck accident?? A miracle indeed.
XKCD rocks! And appropriate today: I wore a tie that has nothing but pictures of computer mice on it. From a distance, one of my coworkers said it looked like a tie covered with images of sperm. Yech. I work with some really weird people. And ruined the tie for future wear.
Mercury pictures rock, too! MESSENGER arrived and survived. Any of your telemetry yet?
As for the truck driver, there’s a video I saw a few days ago: rally car driver off-roaded his car. Tree limb went through the windshield right next to him, almost took out the camera in the back seat.
Missed me by THAT much!
I understand your FEL rant. Try getting some people to understand the difference between the computer and the monitor. Analogies are good, but only up to a point. Then they break down and you “have to design the watch” for the goober. Or break out the foam rubber ClueBat (TM).
A sperm tie? That’s just funny
Glad you think so.
Now I’ve got to find a different tie to go with that shirt…
Maybe pin the tie up in my cube as an emergency spare.
You can match your tie up with sperm jeans
I think a sperm tie and sperm jeans really scream for an egg tie clasp.
Yeah, I hate Woody Allen, but he had the right idea in this movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068555/
And even worse, his costume is available here:
http://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/7457330
Whups! Messed that link up: Jeans
I don’t know what is worse: that someone made “Sperm Jeans”, or that Mitchell knows there is such a thing…
That just ain’t right.
But I still like.
Must find out a way to post or find pic of the tie in question…