Boobs and Boners?

I had to wrestle with the title of the post for more than ten seconds before deciding to do it. I don’t normally post stuff like boob bombs or the penis award.  But there’s always a first time (most things anyway, and there are a lot of exceptions). Yesterday’s post involved a side project for [...]

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Proposed Badge

Okay.  So c.monster over at Soylent asked me what my vision would be for an award he has been given.  Click for a NSFW picture post. The award?   (in a booming loud baritone voice) The Iron Penis Award So, like… wow.  Now, I’ve known c.monster for a while now and it would be hard [...]

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Clarabelle the Imposter

Guy steals milk.  Okay.  Guy steals milk while dressed as a cow.  What?  Oh… ok…  Guy steals milk dressed as a cow then runs from the police.  Okay, I guess.  Guy steals milk while dressed as a cow and tries to elude the cops by skipping away. Oh yeah, way to blend into the crowd. [...]

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Taco Bell Calls Bull.

Well, Beasley-Allen (law firm full of weasels, but I repeat myself) dropped it’s suit against Taco Bell. Hurray!  Waytogo Taco Bell! [after] changes in marketing and product disclosure were made…  (source: Fox News) I am not 100% sure but I think that means “We found we didn’t have a leg to stand on and the [...]

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Shelter that Snowflake.

Update:   Sent to me by ID10T Killer.  I cannot possibly imagine how you could get geekier than building an ALU using MineCraft.   That doesn’t mean “bad”, it just means “you don’t get very many dates, do you?” **** Just how much of a sad sack of sh*t do you need to be to think that [...]

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On Apertures and Science

I’ve been playing Portal 2.  Impeccable game.  Absolutely top-notch and worth every single penny if you had to dig in public hotel and restaurant couches for six weeks to scrape up the cash. All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I [...]

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Easter – what it used to be?

It’s a good time of the year – Easter Sunday tomorrow. Have these types of celebrations ever been in vogue around the world?  Would have been cool. If we lived in Hungary, we might be celebrating Easter by getting buckets of water dumped on us. “The watering of the girls” is a fertility ritual where [...]

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I must be dreaming.

Tonight, for the first time, I set up a server for Battlefield 2, loaded a map, and headed for a chopper. Up to that point, I’ve done all that a million jillion times.  You have to practice a lot. But tonight was… unusual. I got in my AH-1Z attack helicopter:  I throttled her up, and [...]

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Veeshir Made Me Drop the Bomb.

Veeshir boycotted my blog.  Not even SALMA HAYEK screaming “Veeshir, come back!” and falling out of her top (see sidebar at right) was enough to keep him from boycotting Lemur King’s Folly. This would NOT do.  Hillary Clinton unattended at the top of my blog for days was understandably an assault on the eyes, and [...]

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I am a law-abiding citizen.

I am.  I’m a law-abiding Michigander.  But I’ll tell you this: If the Michigan police think that if I am stopped that they can download data off my cellphone they are going to have to arrest me.  AFTER I take my SIM card and destroy it.  There is no F*CKING WAY they get to intrude [...]

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Borrowed gun, protected officer down, face charges.

This was on Fark, but goddamn it, it is real. A fallen police officer drops his gun.  Do you pick it up to keep the six bad guys away, thus saving the officer’s life? Apparently not in New York you don’t, unless you like having charges pressed against you because you are “unlicensed to carry [...]

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Where’s My Fiddle, Dammit?

So S&P keeps our AAA rating but downgrades our outlook.  As well they should. Standard & Poor’s on Monday downgraded the outlook for the United States to negative, saying it believes there’s a risk U.S. policymakers may not reach agreement on how to address the country’s long-term fiscal pressures. The Fed has been too long [...]

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Eggxactly.

I have made tea eggs tonight.  They need to steep for a few hours more, yet.  Then I can take a picture. Take an egg.  Put it in cold water.  Boil.  Let boil three minutes then cool under running water.  Crack that sucker all over with the back of a spoon.  Put it back in [...]

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