Guy steals milk. Okay. Guy steals milk while dressed as a cow. What? Oh… ok… Guy steals milk dressed as a cow then runs from the police. Okay, I guess. Guy steals milk while dressed as a cow and tries to elude the cops by skipping away.
Oh yeah, way to blend into the crowd.
Can you see the cop trying to get assistance?
“Dispatch, we have a white and black bovine, approximate 5’10″ tall, last seen skipping away from the Piggley Wiggley and heading north on Alfalfa Street. Suspect is teated and presumed dangerous, possibly insane. Wanted on suspicion of grand theft lactose.”
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Heard about this on the way to work this morning and I gagged up three kittens. I don’t even eat kittens and I horked up a few.
Superman renouncing his American citizenship. Great, now even childhood heroes are portrayed as cool if they ditch their country. Great.
It’s posted all over the place, I know. But what you won’t read anywhere else is that Superman is she-male and eats bunnies live.
No, he doesn’t do that. But the very notion of Supes not being American makes me sad and ill at the same time. He used to be my favorite comic-book hero, alongside Green Arrow and the Hulk.
More later…
Oh, damn, that’s priceless.
What’s next?
Guy dressed as squirrel steals bags of nuts?
I want to see “Woman dressed as porpoise makes off with five buckets of fish.”
Or even more bizarre:
“Man and woman in a two person dung beetle costume attempt to steal bags of manure.”
A two person dung beetle costume.
Ok, I concede defeat. I could never have come up with something to top that one.
Well played, Curtal… well played.
Skipping away is priceless.
Man, in cow costume, steals milk, and skips away….
And the devolving continues
Wow. Just wow. Here I’m reading about a guy stealing milk while in a cow costume.
Then I look to the right at the sidebar. At the picture you have posted as part of your “Veeshir, come back” campaign.
Southern drawl – “Look Ma, with these we can feed the World”.
Superman is not a citizen, Clark Kent has the drivers licence and S.S. number.
Maybe this offers some sort of loophole for Obama since he’s got an alter-ego as well. Not sure how it all hangs together though.
Nah, I don’t buy it re: Superman – once you go Marxist you are Marxist through and through.