Phenomena Explained.

Update 2:  I missed this but I found out from the wife…  Girlhead saw a few of the older vets in the Memorial Day parade and asked Cruel Wife “Mom, were those guys in the Army?” “Well, they were in the Armed Services, all vets were.” She said “Can I go thank them?” “You sure [...]

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How does it feel to be the world’s biggest wanker?

Before we go into losers and art, here is a heartfelt thank you to all veterans for allowing those of us who haven’t served to have the wonderful country we do. That’s the long and the short of it.  Thank you. **** The man says he’s addicted to sausages. Drug addicts crave their fix, and [...]

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Steampunk World Expo 2011 – Dearborn, MI

Well that was a lot of fun today. First off, I totally Yorl’ed out and got a leather duster – it was a Christmas present but I never ordered it, instead opting to buy after trying it on again.  Glad I did.  I needed an extra inch in the shoulders plus some room to put [...]

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Criticisms need not always be agreed with.

World Steampunk Expo is tomorrow.  Cruel Wife and I will be attending sans kids.  Last time one or two attendees were a bit spooky and the kids were into everything.   Getting into everything is fine if the stuff on the vendors’ tables is meant to be gotten into but they were behind and underneath tables [...]

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Nukem High.

No, I don’t mean the movie, although it was a great flick. Instead I am referring to the results of the wonderful propaganda campaign arguments given by concerned readers to estrogen tyrant Cruel Wife in an attempt to give me my very own copy of Duke Nukem: Balls of Steel collector’s edition.   I’m on a [...]

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What do you mean there were only 29 guns? There should be 30.

Update below… **** One burglar killed the other in critical as homeowner protects his home.  Guess it’s not a good idea to steal guns from a gun-loving family. **** I have a dilemma. Should I get Duke Nukem Forever for $55 or the Duke Nukem Forever: Balls of Steel Edition for $99?     I mean [...]

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Physics of the Physical Nature of Physicality.

Update: Pressing discs?  Duke Nukem has gone Gold?  Until Duke Nukem Forever is actually on my hard drive and I’m shooting bad guys I’m not going to truly believe it 100%. Mundus vult decipi.  (the world wants to be deceived) Oh, how I want to be deceived. **** Physicals. Everybody loves them right?  Right guys? [...]

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Cheap Beer for My Horses and Water for My Men.

Some bright spark has determined that when beer prices go up beer drinkers reach for cheaper beer. That is a stunning leap of logic that I had not guessed in my 20 years of drinking beer prior to quitting. But lets be fair – the dynamic in a situation where the product is consumed by [...]

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Pork Products.

I got a new Brinkmann smoker a few days ago.  Father-in-law (hereinafter known as TPBS – short for Twenty Pounds of BS in a ten pound bag) and I set it up Thursday night. As soon as it was all put together I plugged it in for a few hours to bake off the bad [...]

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Foggiest Memories.

A break from my usual posting stuff today. I don’t even remember when this was, but I do know my daughter was little.  Very little.  I had a camera and this little itty-bitty thing was sitting on the couch.  And Cruel Wife was propping her up with her hand.   And she was wearing my hat. [...]

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Big Baby.

Update: Obama, honey… is it supposed to be this soft? **** I have heard of Adult Babies before.  Paraphilic Infantilism. Let’s pretend that this guy has written to Dr. Lemur for his advice on how to handle society’s bias against PI’s. Dear Dr. Lemur, I am an adult baby.  I am thirty and a half [...]

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I Do So Swear…

That my testes traveled to my shoulderblades in record time (mere microseconds), beat only by the puckering of my butt so tightly that a singularity was formed.  (Run guys, run with that joke… RUN) Seriously… I can’t watch it.  I can watch autopsies, watch surgeries, compounded bones, gooshed limbs, ok.  But this, because of my [...]

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It is as if Anton Chigurh Hit Me with an Airgun.

Update #2:  Not a fan of french politicians but this guy seems to have been determined guilty until proven innocent. Dominique Strauss-Kahn feared that one of his political opponents would pay a woman more than $1million to say he raped her, it emerged today.  – Main Online Yeah, ok.  I’ll tell you what improves your [...]

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