Cry havok! And let slip the cats of war.
Cats? Oh my, yes, cats. Number four is the best. A couple are pretty awful p-shop jobs. Oh well, can’t win them all.
I’d like to think the men and women in our armed services would get a laugh out of this.
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I love the writing style here. DO NOT ask yourself what he is doing with his other hand. Don’t do it. Creepy.
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Hey, I have an idea! But first, read this, here’s a snippet…
Cell phones sold in Chicago after Jan. 1 would have to be equipped with a special feature that allows parents to block kids from texting while driving, under a crackdown proposed Wednesday by the City Council’s most powerful alderman.
Edward M. Burke (14th) proposed the surprise restriction at the last meeting of the old City Council in an effort to stop what he calls an “epidemic” of texting while driving, much of it involving young drivers.
Here’s my idea. Ready?
How about not giving them a cell phone? There’s a thought. It’s so crazy, it might just work.
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Ugliest damn goat I ever saw. It looks like the love child of Dr. Ruth and Marty Feldman. Or maybe Feldman and Steven Tyler.
Note: I’m not dissing Feldman – he made fun of himself, too.
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Sources involved in the operation that took down Usama bin Laden told Fox News the terrorist leader acted “scared” and “completely confused” in his final moments, “shoving his wife” at the Navy SEAL who ultimately shot him. – Fox News
Good. I hope he did in utter pants-shitting terror. Oh dear, did I say that out loud?
Oh. I even posted it. Oopsie.
From CBSNews:
The U.N.’s independent investigator on extrajudicial killings has called on the United States to reveal more details of the raid on Osama bin Laden’s Pakistan hideaway to allow experts to assess the legality of his killing.
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[South African law professor] Heyns says “it will be particularly important to know if the planning of the mission allowed an effort to capture Bin Laden.
Gosh, did the bombings in Libya, Kosovo, and Iraq allow for efforts to capture those bombed first? What difference between a bomb and a SEAL? A SEAL is a pro, just as deadly, and much less likely to kill an innocent bystander. What in hell do all these people care about a douchebag terrorist?
I loved the #5 CoW
The cellphone thing is creeping me out. Too….intrusive, and easy to abuse. And I agree. Don’t give them a freakin’ phone.
DAMN ooglay goat. Yikes!
OBL was scared and confused? Awwwww ….tough effing shite.
And the UN can go sit on it and spin hard. They have no authority. None! They aren’t a sovereign nation and OBL was not their citizen, so eff ‘em.
What in hell do all these people care about a douchebag terrorist?
Not much, they only care if the dt can be used to hassle America.
America keeps helping people get free from vicious dictators and for that, we can never be forgiven.
Liked number 4 of the kitty pics best.
And shouldn’t that be
“Cry Haddock and let slip the Kittehs of War!”
That’s why I boycott this place, you miss the obvious jokes.
I’m all about the low hanging fruit.
You are the bestest boycotter evah, veeshir
We skipped the low hanging fruit, it was fermented too long.
Purrfect, veeshir. Haddock licks everything else by a long shot.
Why does any other country give a great G*Damn what we do with OBL? He admitted his crimes in a public forum. He’s a non-governmental combatant. He falls outside the Geneva convention as a normal combatant. He’s fair game. Period.
These other governments and non-governmental bodies should just butt-out of our business. Just like Israel has done at times: Punish the bad guys and ignore the blowback.
Cell phones – I NEVER text and drive. That’s so dangerous. Sure I play Angry Birds and check Twitter but that’s totally different.
The Bin Laden story keeps changing so much that I’m having a hard time here. Supposedly it was a 40 minute running gun-battle but…he was surprised? That doesn’t make any sense. Or maybe there was no gun-battle at all and it was 38 minutes of SEALs quietly infiltrating the place and eventually discovering and shooting at people in the last 2 minutes. But…one of the helicopters clipped the wall or something coming in and sort of crashed didn’t it? That had to make some noise to let the inhabitants know that something was up. It’s all just so very strange.
Bombs are impersonal, but bullets are very specific, hence the international hand-wringing oddly enough. It’s sort of like being outraged at the prospect of a neutron bomb as opposed to a conventional nuke. Still, I wonder what their response would be if we had managed to get him with a sniper shot.