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One burglar killed the other in critical as homeowner protects his home. Guess it’s not a good idea to steal guns from a gun-loving family.
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I have a dilemma.
Should I get Duke Nukem Forever for $55 or the Duke Nukem Forever: Balls of Steel Edition for $99? I mean you get a giant bust of Duke, playing cards, dice, postcards, a collector’s item artbook, casino chips, and oh yes, the game, too. Look it up on Amazon. You’ll see.
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Look carefully at this picture and see if you notice anything unusual about it. You may have to click to embiggenify it.
I had the same dilemma when the 3 deluxe LOTR extended dvd sets came out. Now every time I walk by the book case and see those statues I am glad I went deluxe!
Get the BofS edition: you’ll thank yourself repeatedly!
Time to throw caution (and $44) to the wind and get the whole enchilada.
You’ve waited this long…
Oh, absolutely, get the Balls Of Steel edition. The name alone would be reason enough.
In ref to the first part of your post, it’s a pity that one of the robbers is dead. Let me rephrase that…it’s a pity that only one of the robbers is dead.
In my view, in a perfect world, the homeowner should have the right to cut the bastards heads off and mount them on a pike along the road in front of his house, as a notice to any other would-be home invaders that they likely would suffer the same fate should they roll the dice and take a chance.
But then I tend to be a crude, violent, bloody asshole when it comes to how I think criminals like that should be dealt with. Sigh. Guess I’m gonna have to go do confession again this week.
Still clinging to religion and guns, CF?
Clingy is good.
I heard someone say once that if the bad guys are on your property you have a right to shoot them and then drag them inside so you can shoot them again.
I assume state and local laws on the matter may vary.
In Soviet Russia Balls of Steel get YOU!
You have all been so wonderful to offer your input, now if you can aid me in convincing Cruel Wife the Etrogenoidal Tyrant that it would be beneficial healthwise for me to have DNF:BOS, I would count it as a kindness.
Except you, Yakov. I’m not sure if you’re helping me out here.
Okay, here’s an attempt to convince Cruel Wife that you should get the Balls Of Steel edition.
Cruel Wife: Father’s Day is almost here. And what better way to honor your husband on Father’s Day, than to get him something that he really really really wants? Do the right thing, and get him the Duke Nukem Forever: Balls Of Steel Edition as his Father’s Day gift. If you already have a gift for the old Lemur, well, nothing wrong with giving him two. Or at least, refund the old one and use that money towards Balls Of Steel.
Lemur, hope that helps ya out.
Refunds bad. More good. I’m sure she’s already gotten me the other things I’m lusting after:
http://sogknives.com/store/F01T_tomahawk.html
http://sogknives.com/store/TS-01.html
http://sogknives.com/store/BH-03.html
http://sogknives.com/store/FS-01.html
Tell her this: “Hey, might as well spend a few extra bucks now because we’ll be wiping our butts with dollar bills in a couple years!”
Also, “ZOMG LAYZER PEOW PEOW PEOW”!
Immediately thought of Aggie when I read that. The “zomg” part.
You’re starting to rub off on me, Mitchell. I’ve been pricing out foodinsurance.com and MRE’s and the like.
Hey! Those rounds in the clips sit sideways from the direction of the shooting? What? Does it flip them around when it chambers them?
…and Boy! does it hold a lot that way!
…and Holy Sheep Shit! will that thing be inaccurate – what with that dinky li’l barrel. That barrel can’t be longer than O’Buggers Bug-Sticker.
…and I bet the muzzle flash from the thing can be seen from the dark side of the moon.
ooGcM, the FNP90 really does have the rounds at 90 degrees from the barrel. The magazine rotates them before they enter the breech.
The rounds are pretty small, 5.7x28mm.
However, as Mitchell notes, the ZOMG LAYZER sticker on the butt of the weapon is a little non-standard…
LK, I’ll have to look at foodinsurance.com. Interesting…
Totally missed the laser sticker. Mrmacs. Thx. Now I gotta go read about the FNP90.
Huh. That’s a real gun? I thought it was a replica from the show “Stargate SG-1″. They use something very similar. I would think that the barrel is actually considerably longer than what is shown, like it probably starts near the butt. There’s a shotgun like that.
The P-90 is what is known as a bull-pup variant where the action/magazine section is indeed near the butt. It is a nice design for urban combat weapons because it keeps the overall length down.
I’d love to have one.
Just looked the game up at Amazon, and they list the BoS edition at 89.00! That’s right, it is now 10.00 cheaper than what you listed it for! So tell the CW “but dear, it’s on sale!!! Wimmin love sales! She’ll have no problem with your purchase now!
A sale! There ya go – you’re actually saving 10 bucks by buying BoS! Who doesn’t like to save money?
Oh wait – actually it depends on which version you get: PC or Xbox. I’m not sure which one I’m going to get now. :-\