People don’t shoot penises… guns shoot penises. Just in the last day I heard of a guy that shot off a testicle, and then I heard this one.
About the time you blow your weenie off with a pink handgun, it’s time to swear off guns forever. I would have more pity for the guy if he hadn’t actually shoved a loaded and chambered (pink) gun into his pants.
Compassion for those stupider than I, youbetcha. Pity for a move like that? Meh.
****
Ok, this lady is cooler than any thousand of us combined. Many many thanks for Fark – that was an article worth reading.
I have only one thing to say: I killed a lot of Germans, and I am only sorry I didn’t kill more. – British Spy and Saboteur Nancy Wake
****
You know, you would think that the police could give the guy credit for a cool beer cooler. But no, he nets a DUI
****
Speaking of gun control… Yay! My favorite zombie speaks again! If only he could find some braaaaaaaaainsssss. Now he’s griping about S&P and the illegality of them doing their job.
This guy is just nothin’ but raw material for mockery. He doesn’t even need makeup in order to look rotten and gross.
****
You know how every now and then I say “When your time is up, it is up”? Well, the opposite is true. Sometimes your ticket is not going to be punched regardless of what happens to you.
****
More later as I stumble around the net.
Nancy Wake is awesome. Looked her up on Amazon, found there’s a book about her and her wartime exploits, gonna have to get a copy and read it. Bet it was cool having her for a grandma.
The guy from the last story? Bet he develops a healthy fear of windows after this, especially more than one story high.
Nancy’s New Zealish, her parents moved early so she was raised in the wasteland under Lord Humongous, I don’t think either were British at the time. They were part of the “Commonwealth”, just like Canadia is today.
I will note that it’s hilarious that one of the ballsiest in the French Underground wasn’t French.
I read somewhere that during the war the Resistance was 3,000 or less, after the war, of course, its ranks swelled to millions.
Cool story about the Aussies in WWII according to Churchill.
In North Africa they marched to war singing, “We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz”.
(Aussie is pronounced Ozzie in case you don’t know)
That’s funny.
My bad on her origins. Well, regardless, the lady had some serious guts.
Funny, it always makes me wonder – how many more people like that do we meet and never know of the things they have done?
My gran told me about Nancy Wake when I was 6. I’m surprised most people don’t know about her.
About the time you blow your weenie off with a pink handgun, it’s time to swear off
gunsyour Man Card™ forever.I *heart* my town…
More on Nancy
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2023973/Blisteringly-sexy-killed-Nazis-bare-hands-5-million-franc-bounty-head-As-dies-98-extraordinary-story-real-Charlotte-Gray.html
Quote
And so aggressive was she that, after being parachuted into France as a Special Operations Executive agent, she disposed of a German guard with her bare hands and liked nothing better than bowling along in the front seat of a fast car through the countryside, a Sten gun on her lap and a cigar between her teeth, in search of Germans to kill.
Speaking of shooting…like fish in a barrel:
http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2011/08/10/look-what-i-got-in-the-mail/