All right people, a PSA from Dr. Lemur… Discography, Discogram: (DIS-coh-gram) n. A procedure whereby a huge large-diameter needle is inserted clear through the neck of a strapped-down person in order to inflate discs between vertebrae on the opposite side of the neck in an attempt to reproduce or make worse the patient’s symptoms, performed [...]
Archive for November, 2011
Yowch.
Posted in Dr. Lemur's Advice, PSA, tagged advice, disco, discogram, discography, PSA on November 29, 2011 | 16 Comments »
Pressure points
Posted in pain, tagged discs, long needle, pain, pressure on November 28, 2011 | 18 Comments »
They did a discography today. Note: Many thanks to The Dude (aka Wilson to my House) for taking a half day off and driving me to and from the procedure. Cruel Wife couldn’t originally get the time off but then came down with a nasty cold and so I’m keeping her at least one room [...]
Thanksgiving: Where’s the Turkey?
Posted in Almost News, BS, pain, tagged disc, pain, Thanksgiving on November 24, 2011 | 6 Comments »
Happy Thanksgiving folks! We were going to go to a retaurant for dinner but got invited to a Thanksgiving dinner at the last moment. The friend of mine up at the UofM. He felt guilty that he wouldn’t be able to take me to tdo test procedure on Monday because he’d be on travel to [...]
They Succeed Because We Let Them.
Posted in Disgusted vilification, tagged hubris, liberalism, Occupy, OCW, wall street on November 19, 2011 | 2 Comments »
I think one thing that we’ve been talking about a lot in Boston is the fact this is not necessarily anti-capitalism, and that this isn’t anti-wealth. And so, you know, we’ve found that some people who are just wealthy might be a little alienated by our movement. And so we’ve been sort of actively trying [...]
Slaughterhouse Rules.
Posted in pain, tagged discectomy, fusion, neck, surgery on November 18, 2011 | 13 Comments »
Saw the surgeon today. He listened to my symptoms, asked a number of questions, and explained what he thought was going on. So two discs look like they are problematic and he says there’s no question he wants to remove them and fuse the vertebrae. There’s another symptom I’m having, and it has to do [...]
But he’s not a sicko…
Posted in Worthy of Contempt, tagged idiotic statements, ped, perv, sandusky on November 15, 2011 | 3 Comments »
His words, “I could say that I have done some of those things” smacks of dishonesty almost as much as “I did not have sex with that woman). It’s when you resort to stilted speech that sounds clunky that you are pretty sure to be a lying sack of sh*t. Read his statement… The former [...]
Wrap your brain around this?
Posted in F-U-N - FUN., pain, tagged birthday, boy, chameleons, lizards, snakes on November 14, 2011 | 7 Comments »
Franken-boy turned six recently. The wrap-around in the title has more to do with a python wrapped around a limb this weekend than any intellectual exercise. Some weekends we usually go to this small coffee shop a half hour away and hang out with my buddy from the UofM. About a month ago we were [...]
There are monsters and then there are MONSTERS.
Posted in Disgusted vilification, Disturbing/Disgraceful, Worthy of Contempt, tagged abuse, child, molestation, Penn State, Sandusky. Paterno on November 10, 2011 | 17 Comments »
I hear some Penn St. people are upset about what the Sandusky coverup has done to “a good man”, Paterno. Demonstrators overturned a TV news van, toppled street lights, shook stop signs and threw toilet paper. From rooftops and in the streets, they yelled “F— Sandusky!” and “We Want JoePa!” The campus chaos began shortly [...]
Stuck in a Rut
Posted in pain, tagged more of the same, neck, pain on November 7, 2011 | 7 Comments »
If you have been wondering it has been more of the same. Would you believe that the length of time you can wait to see a doc can be measured in weeks and months? This is with pain through the neck and arm with numbness and burning through the wrist, thumb, and index finger. Great, [...]













