Lindsay Lohan sentenced to 30 days and released in 4 hours? What do you want to bet that she gets four tears tattooed on her butt?
I understand alcoholism and addiction. But at some point you gotta be allowed to bottom out in order to face up to your problem, realize there’s nothing you can do to stop it without help, and you have to be more afraid of the consequences than the process of coming to grips. Just a cold hard fact. She’s been kept from bottoming out so she’ll keep doing the same thing over and over.
Ok, next story…
Let the outrage begin. In Wisconsin, someone had the nerve to put up the billboard pictured here:
Source: Dan Pillar (blog) / The Register (photo)
Seriously? This is like saying sex kills. Do you really think anyone is going to be swayed in your intended direction, i.e. actually stop eating bacon or less of it? Phfffft. Yeahright.
(Car swerves off road as Ritalin-Enhanced Super-Soccer-Mom internalizes the message on the billboard) Johnny, Suzy – spit those bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits out right now before you get cancer of the asshole! RIGHT. NOW. YOUNG MAN… spit it out! Suzy, YOU HEARD ME, TOO! SPIT IT OUT. OUT! OUT! OUT!
Bacon causes cancer?
My ass.
Thank you. That needed to be said.
Bacon is now a carcinogen??
BACON HAS ARRIVED!!!
My dear Agster, it arrived years ago in my eternal esteem.
True, LK… but let’s face it: liberals never noticed it.
If I may make an addition to your statement:
Liberals never noticed it,
-until it became popular. Then, they had to control it…
Well, they’ve been saying for many years now, at least since the 80′s, that eating BBQ brings a risk of cancer, as grilled foods contain carcinogens. I definitely have not noticed a decrease in the number of grilling fools around the nation, count me in that number, and I don’t think they’re about to slow down or stop anytime soon.
By the way, your posting last night was brilliant. This one…
http://fountainabbey.wordpress.com/2011/11/08/reality-can-be-stranger-than-fiction/
So, you read the article about ‘lady godiva’ and her dead horse?
The one that had me blinking longest was the telepathic multiple rapes and death threats.
If only I was psychic, I would have seen that one coming.
Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, seems like I read recently that the judge suspended her sentence so that she could go do a nude playboy shoot she had already been scheduled for.
I don’t know what’s worse, that a judge would delay punishment so the convict can go have nude photos taken of her for publication, or the fact that Playboy is actually going to foist nude photos of Lohan onto the public.
I think it is evidence of where our society is at on it’s fall to the bottom.
Which issue did you say she’d be in again?
The Jan/Feb issue of 2012, which is slated to hit the shelves mid to late December.
Five’ll get ya ten the pics are non-revealing, even though she’s nekkid.
Not that I’m gonna look.
Not even interested, in reality. She’s the oldest-looking 25 year old I’ve ever seen. She’s gonna look 60 when she’s 35, if she hasn’t killed herself with the boozing and drugging.
She was mostly nekkid in the movie Machete. So nobody saw them, I didn’t even know she was in it until I saw her onscreen.
I watched it last week. It was as bad as I’d heard.
The Minute Men were shooting Mexicans for sport along with a Texas politician (obviously a Republican), anybody against illegal immigration hated Mexicans, there were all kinds of comments about how the border is racist and I think Lohan had stunt boobs. At least, when she was facing the camera her hair was over her boobs, when you could see them she wasn’t facing the camera and they looked smaller.
I will say one thing, at least she’s giving us her nekkid shots when she’s still pretty hot.
Britney Spears, the Jeniffers, Aniston and Hewitt, and Princess Di all owe us nipple shots but we’ll never see Di’s and the others won’t show them until nobody wants to see them.