Lindsay Lohan sentenced to 30 days and released in 4 hours? What do you want to bet that she gets four tears tattooed on her butt?
I understand alcoholism and addiction. But at some point you gotta be allowed to bottom out in order to face up to your problem, realize there’s nothing you can do to stop it without help, and you have to be more afraid of the consequences than the process of coming to grips. Just a cold hard fact. She’s been kept from bottoming out so she’ll keep doing the same thing over and over.
Ok, next story…
Let the outrage begin. In Wisconsin, someone had the nerve to put up the billboard pictured here:
Seriously? This is like saying sex kills. Do you really think anyone is going to be swayed in your intended direction, i.e. actually stop eating bacon or less of it? Phfffft. Yeahright.
(Car swerves off road as Ritalin-Enhanced Super-Soccer-Mom internalizes the message on the billboard) Johnny, Suzy – spit those bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits out right now before you get cancer of the asshole! RIGHT. NOW. YOUNG MAN… spit it out! Suzy, YOU HEARD ME, TOO! SPIT IT OUT. OUT! OUT! OUT!