The Teeming Masses are Always Right.

Update:  I need one.  Badly.  A ginormous gummy-worm. I’m also contemplating my favorite way to make a batch of ferrofluid.  Do I want to do it the smart way or would I prefer to do it quick and dirty? Yes, I’m painfully bored.  I’ve been talking to the cats.  Been talking to plants (and we [...]

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There a Name for What is Wrong with You?

Meet Jack.  Jack was curious, probably because he’s a cat.  Here, he was observing me as I was giggling and wrapping the handle of my tactical tomahawk with friction tape. No, that’s not a euphemism for something sordid and nasty. He’s such a calm cat that he sat there patiently as I scrambled for my [...]

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Ahhhh, Christmas.

Yes, you could say “Well, geez, Lemur, Christmas isn’t about gifts”, and you’d be right. But doggone it, this year I’m going to have to ask you to go sit in the garage and spout off there because I’m not interested in hearing the whine of someone moralizing in my face this year. For the [...]

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Boredomhouse Rules.

I am going stir crazy.  It’s not my fault. I did have 20-30 minutes of distraction thanks to DPUD.  Fun with Zombies.  The game is highly addictive but too short in my opinion. But there are the problems that you can’t get around during your enforced healing period, such as… Limited by a 4lb lifting [...]

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Mix-n-Match Dat.

I suppose one could say that since it is consensual then it is ok but I still find this to be one small step away from inc3st, b3astiality, and dwarf pr0n in terms of repulsive behavior. Dutch broadcaster to air cannibalism. **** Aw hell, folks, it’s Grab Ass Tuesday.  Technically it is Wednesday as I [...]

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Kim Jong Ill is dead. Who is hungry?

Yeah, go look it up. I’m not going to bother regurgitating the big news orgs’ stuff on it. Sad. Pity. We will see how tight insanity can be woven into the fabric of a society. Whether it can continue to feed itself after the current main vine has died. Yep, what a pity. Who is [...]

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Quizzicality.

I am still not quite up to snuff.  It’s nothing bad, I am just taking less painkillers by pure choice and feeling the effects of post-surgery more. I’m told to stop doing this as being all tensed up and such makes it take that much longer to heal but dammit I’m sick and tired of [...]

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Someone Hold Me – I’m Scairt.

That someone had to even waste the breath to say this scares me so much that I get anxiety attacks. Hell, Republicans are doing everything possible to help Obama win. The fact that no one has beaten the everloving stuffing out of Donald Trump is great support for my argument. Why the RNC isn’t vetting [...]

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Civic Intelligence

Yeah, I hate quizzes online.  Usually sent to you by the same people that tell you if you don’t forward a message about a Pomeranian with testicles that can heal small girls with brain cancer to ten other people you will have cancer of the testicles within three weeks and if you are a woman [...]

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That Takes Balls.

All right folks.  I may have done something not so smart Saturday night but it was because I felt so good I didn’t even think about it.  We have a hand-chopper (Blitzhacker) thing and I was chopping up pickles.  Six hits, light ones, with my right hand…. and bazinga.  Not sure what happened, probably nothing [...]

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A Thought Ran Screaming By – Phase Transformational Studies of Pan-Chimp Neoagressivism

A dripping-fangs friend of mine wondered not too long ago how it came to be that some things… came to be. He said: LK, you read my mind again. I can’t count the number of times I’ve asked myself about – say – heroin: Who the fiddly-fuck said, “Hey! I’m gonna mix this opiate solution [...]

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A cut above…

Cruel Wife found our kitties, Jill and Jack, lying on my side of the bed on top of one of my shirts bestowing Catsmus blessings upon the Holy Chicken of Christmas while I was in the hospital.  High Priestess Cruel Wife delivered the HC^2 to the altar next to my bed.   Now, if you are [...]

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Denny’s Breakfasts – And An Analysis Of Principle Components For Pattern Detection

Authors note: Although I stopped blogging many months ago, that didn’t mean that I stopped following the thoughts, lives, and adventures of my many internet friends still out there word-smithing away for their readers pleasure! And like all of you wonderful readers and commenters at Lemur Kings Folly, I’ve felt great concern for our host [...]

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