My blotter is here. I’m happy. It is gorgeous.
I know this is going to sound silly but I’m going to post a picture of the real thing tomorrow – it’ll look a lot like this but without the lettering. That ridiculous picture doesn’t do it a bit of justice and neither will the picture I take, either.
I do plan on having it framed. It’ll go between my favorite professional documents in my office. USPTO and NASA type stuff.
Pièce de résistance, Cheshire Le Mew
In such company it will look extremely ridiculous, like tube socks on a banty rooster, and I will probably be threatened with termination if I do not take it down. And then it will become this big crossroads decision.
Do I want to take a stand, thereby being terminated, being unable to make payments on our mortgage, losing everything in the house to cover how far underwater we are, being forced to live in an ancient jeep, the wife and kids leaving me for a more successful model/parental unit (like a shoe salesman who sells steroids to high school jocks), me ending up on skid row, selling my body for cheap tawdry sex with movie starlets just to pay for my one-can-a-day gold paint habit?
Or do I want to keep my job?
I’ll get back to you on that. Gonna sleep on it.
I just noticed that one of the bloggers who “likes” this post is called “buysexvibrator”.
You can always claim you are a fan and collect Cheshire Cat stuff
And by the way, typing that blogger’s nom the plume put me in your Spam bucket.
I saw that last night and thought that might, uh, titillate those predisposed to peeking in medicine cabinets and looking under beds when a-visitin’.
I checked the other one and if it was auto generated it was a decent job. But the second… That was just fun.
I think I lost my “family-friendly” tag a while back so no matter. Perhaps the rating will increase with age along with the kids.
Printed graphics are CYMK and the video screen is VGB. That which looks good in one format is almost always greatly lessened in the other.
Grr. Now you’ve gone and got me interested in yet another money-suck. I noticed they use the iconic mushrooms from Digital Blasphemy in a couple of their prints. I doubt they give that dude his cut. I have to drop him a note about it.
Go look at this one. Beautiful.
http://blotterart.com/alicethroughthelookingglass.aspx