The opener… a teacher found to have been a pr0nstar. Not unheard of. I mean, who hasn’t starred in one or two? †
In a letter sent yesterday to Haydock parents, school brass noted that they are “asking teachers to discourage the children from searching for and/or visiting these inappropriate sites. We ask that you be particularly vigilant over the next few days with respect to the Internet content being accessed by your child on his or her telephone or other Internet-ready device.” - The Smoking Gun, reporting on a teacher placed on leave after someone “accidentally stumbled across” her porn movies (link here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/teacher-stars-in-porn-768912
Asking teachers to discourage their children from searching for and/or visiting these inappropriate sites…
blink… blink… nods earnestly… blink… blink…
Really? This is like pouring sugar on the ground at a picnic to keep away ants.
The “school brass” should be let go because obviously they couldn’t successfully fold socks or figure out which end of the toothbrush is the end that goes in the mouth, they are just that stupid.
A California middle school teacher has been placed on leave after administrators learned from students that the educator appears in porn videos available online.
Learned from students? Really? Oh, I imagine someone in that school district new full well what “experiments” Ms. Halas was up to before the kids ever did.
I love how one superintendent used the words “moral turpitude” and “penal code” all in the same sentence. If anybody needs me I’ll be going to look up “turpitude”.
What kids haven’t already seen it will now be flocking to it and it is a hopeless lost cause. Know when to just remain silent. This is like trying to do damage control as the Titanic is going down. Heh… “going down”… heh.
I will say, the teacher has some large… uh… “floatation devices”. And a quick web-search… yeah, give it up, you guys.
† Besides me, that is.
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Now, before we get all schadenfreuded out over the demise of Carbonite after Rush Limbaugh’s inelegant depiction of Sandra Flake, the Whore-o-Babylon activist who joined college in order to have a nifty sandbox to crap in, let’s take a step back and look at their stock performance over a period of one year, shall we?
Now, I’m no rock-it scientist but that there looks like a pretty decent downward trend, and yeah, there was a dip that was pretty tell-tale right after their fit of pique once they heard El Rushbo trash-talking Flake… but they look like they have been growing rancid and stale for quite a while now.
Sometimes a phallus-shaped thing really is just a cigar.
Yes, I know it is “Sandra Fluke”, not “Flake”.
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FOLKS, THIS IS WHY EUROPE STINKS LIKE A WEEK-OLD FLOUNDER LYING IN THE SUN. I saw this one Smoking Gun’s World’s Dumbest Inventions #5 (I think it was #5).
Italian fashion house Emilio Cavallini has found that European men are ready and eager to don pantyhose. Will American dudes follow suit?
Seriously. Mantyhose. Over the years I have come to find that I have a surprising number of gay friends and generally don’t think of things in these terms anymore, but here is all I can really say about that…
How gay do you want to be, guys?
Crap, that’s about two steps away from cruisin’ in black leather chaps and yay far from a dress.
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It was late in yesterday’s posting so if you missed it then… The Butcher of Lansing found a great clothing tag.
Reportedly a wymyn tweeted:
@Him_Me_Three yes. I find it very disrespectful to both men & women. A decent man can wash his clothes & it is not a womans job.
How is telling the truth sexist?
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If more kids were handcuffed for being little creeps less kids would be little creeps. Lady, punish your little snowflake and quit whining already. Be a productive part of society and raise your kid to be, too.
I went to Catholic school, whenever I see a nun in pr0n I look to see if I know her.
What?
I look whenever I see a nun and see if in my mental catalogue I’ve seen her in some movie. In a way there’s this complementary image thing going on there.
Based on your above comment, I’m pretty sure that now people are talking about you and your weirdness and improper thinking towards nuns. Thankfully I’m not saddled with that sort of baggage.
Why do you think the tagline was one of my favorites?…
i wonder if the school issued a list of websites the students should avoid?
Whatever you do hilljohnny, you should not under any circumstances go to Bing or G00gle’s images search page and search on the words “Stacie Halas Tiffany Six” with SafeSearch turned off.
Nor should any students if they want to avoid seeing their teacher doing naughty things (so I hear).
Maybe they ought to send out another newsletter with that new knowledge, you know, for the children.
Man, I know I’m going to get in trouble with Cruel Wife over this at some point.
The discussion of whether or not Halas, uh, Tiffany Six, should have been fired or not I’ll leave up to others.
My two cents is this: Back in the day when I was in school, if anyone, and I mean teachers, administrators, students, janitors, whatever, had been discovered to have been appearing in porn movies, that person would have left of their own volition to avoid the shame and public humiliation.
Back then the response would have been “Oh my God, she was in a porn film? How disgusting!”
Nowadays, the typical response is “She was in a porn film? Way to be open with everyone, ha ha.”
Okay, in my last comment it should read:Back then the response would have been “Oh my God, she was in a porn film? How disgusting!”Fixed it for you, Curtal.
On the mantyhose:
Yeah, I just can’t see that. And I do have gay friends, and even they wouldn’t wear the mantyhose. It would be too ludicrously stereotypical.
I’m torn on the manhose.
On the one hand, lame, metrosexual and possibly gay.
On the other hand
Because I read lips to get by w/o hearing aids, musicals have always been my least favorite thing (or plays in auditoriums) – it is like two hours of watching paint dry. We watched this movie before we had CC’s at home and I couldn’t make enough sense of it – perhaps 1 in 10 or 20 words – I just didn’t enjoy it.
I’ve got a built-in bias against singing and dancing.
So in 25 words or less what possible positive is there to dressing gay?
Hmm…if you’re talking Hollywood, one positive outcome could be making a ton of money.
If you’re not Hollywood, and you’re not gay, the only positive for wearing those mantyhose would be if someone dared or bet you to wear them and offered a ton of money for sporting those leggings.
I would wear them around for the right price. And we’re talking starting at a million. By the minute. And yeah, there would be shame and humiliation involved, cause the people I know would never let me live it down, but for cash of upwards of a million, I’d do it.
I’m generally easy. Not cheap, but I am easy.
Wrote that last comment too quick, as that was way more than 25 words.
So in 25 words or less,
Making cash of a million dollars or more is a possible reason to wear those man leggings.
17 words.
Mantyhose! Finally, its time has come around again at last. See, you need the proper accessories to make it work. I could totally rock this look. Pure elegance and not in any way gay.
Please. Please don’t. I don’t think I could take the strain.
spam bucket again.
You get spammed more than any other person I know, Mitchell.
You’ve been freed.