Note: I will polish this article later but for now, dinner calls.
It is like meteorologists finally decided they needed to be taken more seriously all the time. They want to matter, to be valid, to be noticed.
They say that it is for our good:
During the upcoming 2012-13 winter season The Weather Channel will name noteworthy winter storms. Our goal is to better communicate the threat and the timing of the significant impacts that accompany these events. The fact is, a storm with a name is easier to follow, which will mean fewer surprises and more preparation.
Funny, I never found a storm so hard to follow that I needed a name put to it. This sounds like justifying something that has no real justification at hand.
So a bunch of meteorologists got together and collectively decided that they would name every freaking storm, not just the big tropical ones. Most tornadoes don’t even really get names, not like Hurricane Carol, Hurricane Katrina, or Hurricane Pasquale. Tornadoes seem to mainly be named after the town that they most completely wiped off a map.
So, much like a teen announcing suddenly that she no longer wants to be called Marcia, now she is Annette, or Hubert suddenly wants to be called Throck Morton III, or any number of teens “quietly” come out with their disinterested angst and claim to be vegetarians and dress in black and brood a lot, now meteorologists need to name their snowstorms.
I find this to be sad. As sad as the guy that breaks into a lingerie store and gets caught on tape molesting himself with “devices”.
I am sure this is going to put a little lead in the pencils of meteorologists everywhere, this newfound power to compete for naming rights of the latest atmospheric disturbance, but there’s going to be more excitement in the general population of a prison over the guy mentioned above than there is about storm naming.
So cut it out TWC and any other outfits that think this is a cool trend, because it is… sad.
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In order to bolster your strength for the stuff below, let me give you a kitten booster. Demonic kitten, but a kitten, nonetheless.
The bipedal pic is not a photoshop, it has funky parts because the damn creature was doing her quantum cat act again.
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I listen to NPR because I want to know what the commies are up to. Here’s the link to last Friday’s transcript of The Week in Politics, and here is the snippet that just steams my clams.
I think it’s an utterly artificial crisis. It’s really the ghost of the Tea Party haunting Washington because the whole sequester comes out of an effort to end the other utterly unnecessary crisis back in 2011 over the debt ceiling. And so they came up with a package they thought would be so bad that no one would buy it and they would come to a reasonable deal.
President Obama has come up with, I think, a very reasonable deal. Indeed, I think my friend David should be embracing the president because he’s doing what David has spent two years telling us we should do: a balance of tax – money raised through tax reform and some reasonable cuts, including by the way, cuts in Medicare spending.
I think the Republicans have an interest in this crisis going on as long as possible. They kind of like to run out the clock because the more time we spend on phony budget crises, the less time we spend on, oh, getting people back to work, investing in the future, easing inequality, promoting mobility.
So they just want to put more and more time between us and the last election, which Obama won. And right now, it’s looking like the public will blame the Republicans more than Obama, but Obama is stuck in a situation where he is losing time to do some of the things he’d like to do.
- E.J. Dionne of The Washington Post
Like in the kid’s Highlights magazine some of us grew up with way back when… how many things could you spot wrong in that picture?
David Brooks of the NYT:
BROOKS: You know, I do think that they gave a lot on tax increases and got zippo in response. And so I do think the next time around, we should do something that’s much more on the spending side. The president has done a little spending, what they call chain CPI in Social Security, to me not enough, and they’re still relying too much on tax increases by closing loopholes, which would undermine tax reform in the long run.
So I do think the Republicans have a point on that. But they’re just in a pretty weak position right now.
BLOCK: E.J.?
DIONNE: I don’t think they have a point at all. I mean, that was 642 billion in revenues. We’ve already done well over 2 trillion in cuts. Obama agreed to a lot of cuts in 2011, and he’s not asking nearly as much in tax increases as either Simpson-Bowles did or he once did. He’d settle for 400 or $500 billion in additional taxes.
You’d still have an enormous ratio in favor of cuts over tax increases if you agreed to Obama’s deal. And so, I think there’s something very disingenuous to say, well, we’ll pass this one – taxes one time only. Boehner himself said he’d be for more tax increases than he’s voted for.
So, you see, I actually risk my life in listening to NPR because I’m about a gnat’s ass away from having a stroke at any given moment.
















You’re a lot better off not listening to NPR
The last time I did I got furious at their smug, superior, ignorant snottiness and I agreed with their position.
As for the weather idiots, it has nothing to do with they say it does.
It’s all about how WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!! is their stock in trade and if we all aren’t gonna die, why watch the weather channel?
What gets me is that I’d know a lot of people who watch the weather channel the way others watch Sportscenter.
In related news, I’m going to start naming my dumps.
The first one, tomorrow, will be Pheiddaippides. I’m eating Mexican tonight.
I listen to NPR because of two things…
1) Know thine enemy
2) Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer
I want to know what my enemies think and I want to know what they are doing.
I learned to hate TWC when they got all global worming and Storm Stories somehow made it that much worse.
I don’t want to know what your dumps will be named after you eat Chinese.
I went looking for meteorologists complaining and I clicked a link I didn’t realize that was a facebook link.
I go there every few years, so I haven’t seen it in a long time.
It’s all politics.I probably have 20 or 40 “friends” (I avoid my nieces and nephews, I don’t want to know what they’re doing)and I saw two or three people playing games all the rest were talking politics.
When did that happen?
On the plus side, my lefty cousin had a link to a “You might be a conservative if you believe….” stuff like, “You have a job that pays good and you hate unions”
So I responded with “You might be a lefty if you believe that’s what conservatives think.”
I hope it gets her circle of nitwits all OUTRAGED!!!!!1 They’re not all that introspective.
I think “You might be a lefty if you felch goats” would be even better. Just think how PO’ed they’d get when looking it up. (To the casual reader, don’t bother looking it up if you don’t know. Trust me, it is gross.)
You, veeshir, are a bad influence. I just un-PG’ed this blog by a mile.
I’m a professional bad influence.
I gave up my amateur status while still in college.
I was sort of worried about my “marathoner” joke, but your word is worse.
Now don’t get me wrong, I still don’t like reading comments on random intertubes sites (don’t ask why I read them here), but this thread starts off pretty darn funnily.
http://www.weather.com/news/weather-winter/winter-storm-rocky-west-midwest-northeast-20130222
I didn’t see any making fun of them naming storms, I did see a bunch of people making fun of them for being nitwits.
I especially liked the guy who said he stopped watching them because they don’t do weather anymore.
I had friends who watched TWC for hours on end to watch the weather reports, I bet they’ve stopped watching too.
When I stopped by your link there were plenty of people on the “stop naming storms you sad sad little men bandwagon”.
It’s funny how they’re going the MTV route.
I wonder if Colin Quinn is going to get a game show.
There is no such thing as The Weather Channel. It’s now known as the AGW Channel.
I read the transcripts of NPR’s political shows. Weirdly, I clicked on a transcript of one of the cooking shows once, and I couldn’t tell the difference.
Did they blame Bush for their souffle falling?
Not yet…
Look, about the lingerie store incident – I can explain. It was a bad day, just blowing off steam…things…got out of hand…
Bath salts. Not even once kids.
Man, I don’t know that I’d even joke about the stuff. Does nasty things to people.
If you go read that article, you’ll find that it ain’t you. Must’ve been some other store you tripped in.
See? He blows straight lines like nothing.
Eh, I figure after this post, NOAA is going to take care of him for us
veeshir, your problem is you’re too stuck on one form of communication, most recently comedy set up with a straight man.
The other option, if you’ll put away your social recipe book, involves having discussions on a more ad hoc basis and condensing humor from the vapors of dynamic language. Learn to interact without your safety net.
It’s not just me, Mitchell gave you a good one and you answered seriously.
See, you could have said, “I didn’t realized you had such thick, black hair” or something like that.
It’s like Bud Abbot sayng, “Who’s on first”
and Lou Costello replying, “Oh, I get it, the guy’s name sounds like the question. Boy am I glad I didn’t look foolish!”
You see it as a straight man. I see it as “mixing it up” and “adding variety”. Option 3 is they are fiddling with the meds in my lithium-prozac cocktail again.
Wait, one link gets you in the spam bucket?
Somehow you can get spammed without any provocation at all. Did you mistreat my spam bucket in the past and it just harbors an abiding hatred for you? Rarely does this sort of behavior arise in a vacuum.
There was a link in that comment, to the NOAA page where they put out a request for 50,000 rounds of ammo.
Seriously, James Hansen’s crew is buying ammunition.
Who do you think it’s for?
They claim it’s for the fish and game section, but that falls under the Dept of the Interior, not NOAA.
You ought to see some of these scientists when they do a peer review. It gets really gnarly.