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	<title>Lemur King&#039;s Folly</title>
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	<description>&#34;The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it.&#34; -American writer H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)</description>
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		<title>China&#8230; What the Hell is Wrong with You?</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/11/25/china-what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the life of me, I cannot figure China out.  Baby formula, dog food, lead toys, building lead ore smelting plants next to towns, and poor blood practices giving an entire town HIV.
What do they all have in common?  The same thing that the bird flu situation in China stems from.
Somehow, China always seems to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=4326&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cold Humor.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/11/23/cold-humor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m probably evil right down to my coal-black heart, but I laughed my ass off at this movie.  Eco-nuts are trying to shock me into emotionalism so I won&#8217;t say &#8220;Uh, what is the connection between 400Kg of CO2 from jet aircraft and polar bears falling out of the sky?&#8221;
But I laughed my butt off [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=4312&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Fright Club</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/fright-club/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Horrifying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fat]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I rather enjoyed Fight Club where Tyler Durden suggests that raiding liposuction clinics for fat to later be rendered to make soap to sell back to the now-thin rich once-obese affluent clientele.
How beautiful is that, huh?
It seems that art imitates life.  I certainly hope life didn&#8217;t imitate art in this case.
Killing peasants to use their [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=4307&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Holy **** on a pogo stick!</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/11/20/holy-on-a-pogo-stick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Global Warming Hysteria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hockey stick]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[cbullitt has an interesting load of information for you over at Soylent Green.   Keep in mind I only read his stuff for the articles.  It seems to have a lot to do with this whole Global Warming disaster and how some guys who &#8220;discovered it&#8221; are now maybe going to (pardon the expression) know what [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=4293&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Important Safety Tip for Today.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/11/17/important-safety-tip-for-today/</link>
		<comments>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/11/17/important-safety-tip-for-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Annoying]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[clean]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[never]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[search terms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Do it for the Squirrels&#8230;!
Tequila Squirrel returns in another installment.
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Once the brain goes into &#8220;art mode&#8221; it doesn&#8217;t turn off easily.  It actually won&#8217;t, barring death, dismemberment, fire,  job loss, or doing Google searches using the wrong words (see below).

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US AG Holder defends choice to try terrorists in US Courts as &#8220;a tough call&#8220;
The prospect [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=4277&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This and That.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/this-and-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acorn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ak-47]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birthday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kool-Aid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lemurking.wordpress.com/?p=4273</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I saw a FreakingNews.com contest yesterday.  It mentioned how it is the 60th birthday of the AK-47.  The contest was to take an AK-47 and do whatever your heart desired.
So I did.
And over at Moonbattery, Van Helsing posted something a while back that I just love.  My God, why didn&#8217;t I think of that one?  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=4273&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bowing Out</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/11/14/bowing-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Quest for tobacco&#8230;
If you remember Tequila Squirrel:

I&#8217;m searching for a proper cigarette stock image that can be used to provide Tequila Squirrel with a cigarette.
I&#8217;m not a smoker and it is surprisingly difficult to find a good pic of a cigarette where the lit end is pointing toward the camera and the lit end [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=4258&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Burn Baby Burn.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/burn-baby-burn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Disgusted vilification]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[husband]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d buy this guy&#8217;s wife a beer.
Him, I say we find some pliers and a blowtorch.  He&#8217;s earned it.
Cheryl Roberts, 61, suspected her husband David was accessing chatrooms to    lure girls into sex so she set up a different computer in their home to    pretend she was a 14-year-old [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=4249&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How to be a Stellar Spammer</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/11/12/how-to-be-a-stellar-spammer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note:  The topic of the post is the second item below this amazingly weird snippet&#8230;
For a certain segment of the population, they don&#8217;t need to take the MMPI (personality test).  Everything you need to know about them &#8211; and the answer to &#8220;should they be locked up?&#8221; (yes, without hesitation).
Making a teddy bear from your [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=4235&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Another Au Moment.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Almost News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Art (homegrown)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bacon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poll]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[turbacoducken]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Speaking of golden moment&#8230; you haven&#8217;t lived unless you can die eating this.
Turbacoducken.  Oh.  My.  GOD.

Thank you, Corey James of BaconToday!
Seems like oyster stuffing is needed to bring it all together.
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Who knew that gold does indeed tarnish, and indeed corrode away?
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