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		<title>I&#8217;m Visualizing *Something* All Right.  But Human Extinction By Choice?  Ah&#8230; No.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2008/05/12/im-visualizing-something-all-right-but-human-extinction-by-choice-ah-no/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 02:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[All right, I have met the enemy and they for sure are part of the DNC.  They are:
(The) Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

I&#8217;m posting what WorldNetDaily put up on my blog in the hopes that y&#8217;all give them a gander now and then.  Some stuff is kind of kooky, but some of it is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not Blogging, More Playing</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 05:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, whatever happened to just lighting farts?  In the same breath I say &#8220;Poor kid&#8221; and &#8220;Geez that was stupid&#8221;.


Wisconsin Teen Suffers Severe Burns in &#8216;Blowtorch Game&#8217;
Monday, May       12, 2008
MANITOWOC, Wis. —  A 14-year-old boy suffered burns to more than a quarter of his body after playing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Under the Weather This Weekend &#38; A New Electronic Entity</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2008/05/11/under-the-weather-this-weekend_and_a_new_electronic_entity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 16:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry about no new posts&#8230;thinking something to do with Imitrex has made me pretty sick and I haven&#8217;t even felt like getting up, much less post anything.
~~~~~~~~~~~~****~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ok, to hell with that earlier whining.  Here&#8217;s something you nerds ought to enjoy.  I settled for an associate&#8217;s level in electronics, preferring to focus on optics/physics, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unusual News and A Return of the Cutting Edge</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2008/05/09/unusual-news-and-a-return-of-the-cutting-edge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 04:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They really need to consult with Cheryl Crow prior to instituting this policy, so she can tell them how well it worked for her.  Toilet Paper Rationing For Inmates.

Another option, I believe is to implement the same measures they use in my workplace - optional 120, 180, and 220 grit varieties.  We resort [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gas Price Map is Noteworthy - and the Decline of Real Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 17:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[GAS PRICES.  How about them, eh?
I&#8217;m not going to bitch about them. They are what they are. Go buy a smaller vehicle. Eat out less. Carpool. Take a bus. Anything. Quit bitching about it. I know they&#8217;re high, I pay the same prices. It&#8217;s largely driven by supply/demand, speculation on tomorrow&#8217;s prices for gas [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MORE USB Stuff That Exists, But Probably Shouldn&#8217;t&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/more-usb-stuff-that-exists-but-probably-shouldnt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sense that there is some love of things USB.  Ok, the grill was OTT (Over The Top, and as it turns out, thanks to a vigilant reader&#8230; BOGUS)  Now look at what can be found in the nether regions of the web.  And I&#8217;m not just talking anywhere, we&#8217;re talking nether [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just What You Need - A *USB* George Foreman Grill</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 05:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[

Jury: A lingerie-wearing man in closet not guilty
Friday, April 11, 2008
A Beaverton man was found not guilty of burglary Friday, despite admitting he was wearing lacy lingerie while hiding in a closet in the home of a woman he didn&#8217;t know.
Eric Kincaid, 29, said he had mistaken her apartment for that of a woman who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Washington Woman Dissatisfied with Her Sex Life</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/a-bit-more-about-lemurs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 04:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really, I&#8217;m not sure they covered this training in criminal justice.  I think.
I have family members I can ask though.

Washington woman has fit over unhappy sex life
Posted by   Noelle Crombie, The Oregonian
Noelle Crombie, The Oregonian  &#8211;&#62;  May 03, 2008 06:01AM
The Kitsap Sun&#8217;s most emailed story this morning? Unsatisfying sex life [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too Good to Not Post - Hillary Egg Yolk Separator</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 19:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Flashback:  Mountain Men Anonymous</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 02:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tuesday Update:
This just in&#8230; Those wascally French!  Terror in the skies!  Someone needs to take this pilot aside and calmly, gently, and with heartfelt emotion, inform him that they are saddened by his behavior and that they are going to have to watch him pick up every last one of his teeth with [...]]]></description>
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