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	<title>Lemur King&#039;s Folly</title>
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	<description>“It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,  It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,  The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,  It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.”</description>
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		<title>My Own Porch.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/07/12/my-own-porch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 07:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Vacation 2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[antibiotics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rarely does a sick dog go lie under the neighbor&#8217;s porch.
There&#8217;s a reason for that.
Being sick away from home is about as attractive as stripping buck-naked, dousing one&#8217;s self in cold turpentine, and crawling through red-hot broken glass.
We spent the first half of vacation with Cruel Wife&#8217;s family &#8211; her parents, Sister1 and her family, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=3414&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Black Hole That Not Even Intelligence Can Escape.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/06/24/a-black-hole-not-even-intelligence-can-escape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Speaking of Morons, didn&#8217;t we all agree that this is what caused the problem in the FIRST PLACE???
(Reuters) &#8211; Two U.S. Democratic lawmakers want Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to relax recently tightened standards for mortgages on new condominiums, saying they could threaten the viability of some developments and slow the housing-market recovery, the Wall [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=3402&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t tax me, Bro!</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/06/23/dont-tax-me-bro/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:46:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Schwarzenegger]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lemurking.wordpress.com/?p=3393</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Creativity runs rampant when it comes to budgeting, only political budgeting never starts with &#8220;How much do we have that we can responsibly spend?&#8221; or &#8220;What do we need and can we afford it?&#8221;   No, political budgeting starts with &#8220;Here&#8217;s what we want, get a ballpark cost on it and then we&#8217;ll raise taxes by [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=3393&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Precognition predicts another non-apology&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/06/19/precognition-predicts-another-non-apology/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bitch]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lemurking.wordpress.com/?p=3385</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Forget the subject of the posting title for a moment.  This is more important.  We think we have it bad at times.   Read on.

Girl, 10, Dies 7 Hours After Being Granted Dying Wish
Friday, June      19, 2009
HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. —  Colby Curtin got her final wish.
The 10-year-old cancer patient was too sick [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=3385&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rhymes with &#8220;Witch&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/06/18/rhymes-with-witch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, Mrs. Boxer is a stitch, all right.
Brig. Gen. Michael Walsh, with the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, was testifying on the Louisiana coastal restoration process in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. He began to answer one of Boxer&#8217;s questions with &#8220;ma&#8217;am&#8221; when Boxer immediately cut him off.
&#8220;You know, do me     [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=3379&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Climate Nazis</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/06/17/climate-nazis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Diane Rhem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Global Warming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michigan's Adventure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[quadriplegic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Veteran]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The original post is below this update from the News of the Soul-Challenged files:
 The family of a U.S. Marine is outraged after a Michigan amusement park insisted on charging the veteran admission to enter the park — despite his being a quadriplegic &#8212; according to a newspaper report.
Heather Lovell told the Grand Rapids Press [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=3371&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Sharp Stabbing Pain</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/06/16/a-sharp-stabbing-pain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lemurking.wordpress.com/?p=3357</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[That sharp stabbing pain could be the poignancy of the whole affair.
Sadly, she got a three of stars on her face.

She claims  she fell asleep while he was doing his work&#8230; and awoke to &#8216;this nightmare&#8217;.

I have three tattoos.  I don&#8217;t know anyone who falls asleep during tats, sorry &#8211; at least not right [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=3357&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This Too, was Prophesized&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/06/15/this-too-was-prophesized/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[crops]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lemurking.wordpress.com/?p=3340</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Update #2:
Finally, an apology that was actually an apology.  Letterman has earned my respect.
“Thank you. So I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke. I’m sorry about it and I’ll try to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=3340&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jimmy Carter&#8217;s Prodigies.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/06/13/jimmy-carters-prodigies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cretins]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[criminal behavior]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idiots]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lemurking.wordpress.com/?p=3335</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In a move that is sure to be successful -
 At least 30 cities are expected to announce Monday that they are joining an unorthodox crime-fighting program that relies on persuasion, rather than arrests, to cut down on criminal behavior.
The initiative, run by the John Jay College of Criminal Justice, targets violent crime and open-air [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=3335&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Radiation Burns, Man.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2009/06/12/radiation-burns-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[radiation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Richland]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lemurking.wordpress.com/?p=3318</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I feared a great many things while living near Hanford years ago, but this was never one of them.

Six to twelve inches of topsoil in a 6 acre area are being dug up.   And where are they going to put this soil?  We&#8217;re talking 1614 cubic yards of &#8220;fairly highly contaminated&#8221; soil here folks.
I know!  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&blog=2801523&post=3318&subd=lemurking&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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