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	<title>Lemur King&#039;s Folly</title>
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		<title>Psychic pain.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2012/01/30/psychic-pain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, how materialistic I am.  This need to possess something I will never ever have, probably won&#8217;t even see, much less hold. Ow.  And no I wasn&#8217;t talking about Charlize Theron or Kate Beckinsale or anything like that.  I may be immature, arrogant, and disrespectful of authority but I&#8217;m not an animal, for Pete&#8217;s sake.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2801523&amp;post=9498&amp;subd=lemurking&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Blotto&#8230; errrr&#8230; blotter.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2012/01/28/blotto-errrr-blotter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lemurking.wordpress.com/?p=9495</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My blotter is here.  I&#8217;m happy.  It is gorgeous. I know this is going to sound silly but I&#8217;m going to post a picture of the real thing tomorrow &#8211; it&#8217;ll look a lot like this but without the lettering.  That ridiculous picture doesn&#8217;t do it a bit of justice and neither will the picture [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2801523&amp;post=9495&amp;subd=lemurking&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Guesses?</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/guesses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cruel Wife ordered this for me when I saw it on eBay. Because the interwebs are just full of information it&#8217;s pointless to ask if you can tell me what it is, but the question is really is &#8220;Did you recognize it when you saw it?&#8221; And no, I&#8217;m not asking if you recognize the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2801523&amp;post=9484&amp;subd=lemurking&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Screaming of the Muse.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2012/01/22/the-screaming-of-the-muse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short Stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[LC Aggie Sith posted a thing or two over at Sithy Things a bit over a week ago.  She asked for a short story from anyone who was interested. Note:  The reader may skip ahead if desired.  The next section isn&#8217;t critical and could cause psychological damage. I said to myself, Well, this could be [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2801523&amp;post=9480&amp;subd=lemurking&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mixup Sunday</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2012/01/22/mixup-sunday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 18:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Installment #2 of the short story will be put up tonight.  So sorry folks, life keeps getting in the way of my thought processes. For those of you who have an iPad and are sick and tired of Apple&#8217;s vision of how to be total @$$h*le$ with regards to interfacing with the rest of the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2801523&amp;post=9476&amp;subd=lemurking&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Election 2008&#8230; uh&#8230; 2012.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2012/01/20/election-2008-uh-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 05:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lemurking.wordpress.com/?p=9470</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am working on Installment #2 of the short story.  It is nearly ready to go but I expect to have it posted on Saturday. **** veeshir at DPUD posted a thing of beauty.  If only I wasn&#8217;t engaged in retaliatory boycotting, I would post this link to his post so you could see the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2801523&amp;post=9470&amp;subd=lemurking&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Short Story &#8211; In Several Senses of the Word.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2012/01/18/a-short-story-in-several-senses-of-the-word/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Reader - The Shrieking Muse of the Sith began with a moaning last week and incrementally progressed through the stages long beyond what you or I would consider sufficient to ensure compliance.  In short, she is a slave-driver, that Sith. Aggie Sith requested politely enough at first, that we write a short story.  Cast [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2801523&amp;post=9460&amp;subd=lemurking&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Having a ball.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2012/01/18/having-a-ball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 06:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://lemurking.wordpress.com/?p=9447</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Indonesian train riders (the ones on top, that is) may be in for a hell of a ride.  Riding the trains on top will truly take balls. Concrete balls set to just above the train&#8217;s height.  Nice. As the guy at the train station said&#8230; &#8220;They don&#8217;t have to sit on top,&#8221; he said. &#8220;And [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2801523&amp;post=9447&amp;subd=lemurking&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stories do not write themselves.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2012/01/15/stories-do-not-write-themselves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 23:52:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago, LC Aggie Sith ordered her readers to come up with a short story. I responded to the challenge but asked that she choose the genre in which to pitch my tent.  She lobbed a softball back at me:  old fashioned science fiction. This was a blessing in disguise as I have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2801523&amp;post=9438&amp;subd=lemurking&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Eats.</title>
		<link>http://lemurking.wordpress.com/2012/01/12/eats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lemur King</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FOOD]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: I forget how many days it has been since we started our new eating lifestyle.  Cruel Wife is smoking me in terms of dealing with it well.  She&#8217;s a machine. Me, I&#8217;m fixated on food. The Dude sent me the link to this.  Nice catch, man.  Nice catch.  Me, I just got a craving [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lemurking.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2801523&amp;post=9423&amp;subd=lemurking&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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