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The Only Thing Plunging Lower Than Necklines is IQ’s
Posted in cretins, tagged cretins, naked, porn, porta-potty, tax, thong on June 7, 2008| 7 Comments »
This is where you say “I Quit.”
Friday, June 6, 2008
(06-06) 15:24 PDT Lebanon, Pa. (AP) —
Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.
Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.
Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, “I’ve been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I’ve ever had.”
Police charged the man with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They said he didn’t suffer any serious injuries.
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Normally I’d say “sterilize them so they cannot reproduce”, but if you let them reproduce you can maintain the level of stupid criminals. It does no good to weed out the dumb ones and let only the smart ones reproduce. That’s working harder, not smarter.
Maybe they should’ve worn full-blown knickers?
Police Hunt Thong Bandits
Police are hunting two robbers who failed to grasp a fundamental rule of crime – mask your identity.
The pair caught on cameraRather than ensuring their faces were covered, the dozy duo opted for a more fashionable but less effective disguise.
CCTV cameras caught them at a Colorado convenience store wearing thongs over their faces.
The ladies’ underwear, which leaves little to the imagination, was a far from sensible choice.
One wore a green thong while the other opted for blue – but the pair’s nose, mouth and chin were barely covered.
The rest of their face was clearly visible, police in Arvada say.
Officers also have a few more clues to work with as one of the men failed to cover up a distinctive tattoo on his arm.
Stolen cigarettes and cash they took from the on-duty worker were also stashed away in his pink backpack.
The men, believed to be in their 20s, were not armed.
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Kalifornia is just getting weirder and weirder. They say that this would be a victimless tax.
What boob sat up one day and chirped “I know, let’s tax porn!”? Economic times are hard and trying to get a rise in revenues this way will blow a big hole in the industry. I say a tax that jerks one subset of a population sucks, regardless of your views on the business. If you keep spanking and slapping them around, they’re going to pick up their couches and move out, leaving you empty-handed. Nobody likes to be jerked around.
May 21, 2008, 12:34 pm
Would a Porn Tax Hurt Sales?
A California state assemblyman has proposed dealing with the state’s huge budget shortfall by taxing pornography, including the production and sale of pornographic videos — by 25 percent.
To an economist this initially sounds like a good idea: An ideal tax is one that doesn’t cause any change in behavior — doesn’t generate any excess burden on the economy. I believe the demand for pornography is quite inelastic, so I don’t expect sales to be reduced much if porn prices rise as producers try and succeed in passing this tax along to consumers.
But demand is only one side of the market: A tax only in California gives producers an incentive to move their operations elsewhere. I don’t know how attached porn video producers are to LA, a leader in this and all other aspects of the movie industry; but I wouldn’t think the fixed costs of production are very high, and I bet that workers in this industry are fairly mobile too.
That being the case, this tax might generate a substantial dead-weight loss, as a lot of production shifts to other states that don’t impose the tax. The tax might raise revenue — that depends how many producers go elsewhere; but it will certainly reduce output in this major California industry.
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Either Obama or McCain will have to start a new program: “No Teacher or Principal Left Behind”. It’s pretty obvious “Hookd awn fonix werks fer me” didn’t work for him.
Typo on diplomas embarrasses Ohio principal
Friday, June 6, 2008
(06-06) 00:55 PDT WESTLAKE, Ohio (AP) —
A Cleveland-area principal says he’s embarrassed his students got proof of their “educaiton” on their high school diplomas.
Westlake High School officials misspelled “education” on the diplomas distributed last weekend. It’s been the subject of mockery on local radio.
Principal Timothy Freeman says he sent back the diplomas once to correct another error. When the diplomas came back, no one bothered to check things they thought were right the first time.
The publisher has reprinted the diplomas a second time and sent them to the 330 graduates.
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You gotta elect to be this kind of stupid…
PALM BAY, Fla. — A convicted felon was arrested in Palm Bay after allegedly putting a gun in a 6-year-old child’s hands and forcing her to pose for pictures.
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Not just IQ’s are plunging. So is my morale. Look everybody! My skin is also crawling. Crawling away from my body. It’s gone right out the door. I don’t think it’s coming back.
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Lot of crawling for this woman. Not just her skin. Ewww.
The victim told CBS 2 HD bird mites were crawling all over her skin, coming out of her nose and ears, and left welts and red marks all over her body.
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