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Archive for December 14th, 2008

Wanna know how Obama feels about globular worming?

“The time for delay is over; the time for denial is over,” he said on Tuesday after meeting with former Vice President Al Gore, who won a Nobel Peace Prize for his work on global warming. “We all believe what the scientists have been telling us for years now that this is a matter of urgency and national security and it has to be dealt with in a serious way.

Oy.  He met with creepy uncle AlGore.  You know, the uncle that always wanted you to “sit on his lap”…?  Man, didn’t anyone tell the poor man that he’d be targeted by this guy?  Really, it’s like that family member that everyone is ashamed of and you just run around behind him doing damage control all the time.

Well, our AP writer, SETH BORENSTEIN, has certainly bought into the Church of Meteorology, as he hews to the line to the end.  In what is an embarrassing display of opinion trying to masquerade as fact.  It’s simply… well…  embarrassing… it’s like the little kid who tries to sneak something out of the room and believes that you can’t see it behind them… except this is an adult who is as clueless as the kid and thinks everyone around him is as well.   His words, not mine:

Mother Nature, of course, is oblivious to the federal government’s machinations. Ironically, 2008 is on pace to be a slightly cooler year in a steadily rising temperature trend line. Experts say it’s thanks to a La Nina weather variation. While skeptics are already using it as evidence of some kind of cooling trend, it actually illustrates how fast the world is warming.  (Source:  APNews)

They can get away with feelings disguised as facts now!  Oh.  Wait.  They can’t, which is why newspapers are dying.

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A cat gets contact lenses…  Imagine that with claws it doesn’t put in and take out its own.
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I know… how about some inconvenient truths from France, where we’ll just sweep ’em under a rug?

Inconvenient Car Truths.

Ooopsie.

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Now,  I personally could care less about an ex-porn star working in a elementary school cafeteria.

You can’t get me to believe this is any worse than the S&M principal (you know… he really likes spanking?), the bus driver who is a transvestite at a bar two towns over on the weekend, or the PE teachers who invariably knock up one of the girls at school every other year.

Implying that Ms. Gunns was revvin’ her motor at every warm-blooded critter at school daily, the District Superintendent said…. Oh, just read what he said.

Vineland School District Superintendent Charles Ottinger released a statement saying, “It’s one thing if it’s an illegal activity, because that would come up in the check. There is no way for us to know if a person is involved in these types of activities.”

My my my my… you mean, if someone had not come forward you might NEVER HAVE KNOWN?  Oh God, and miss out on your chance to be self-righteous?

In fact… if she was doing her job and cooking food for the kids, that is good enough for me.  But unless she is selling these movies at the condiment stand, what is she doing wrong?  Everybody has done something in their past that they’d just soon not air out – and hers wasn’t illegal.  It just isn’t as (ahem) as sexy as smoking crack or pot like “The Rock” Obama or the oh-so-preppy “I-Never-Inhaled” Clinton.

Another snippet…

When Tuck’s past was revealed in November…

Here’s what I want to know… how did her past come up?  Who is going to admit that they were watching their complimentary “Christmas Season’s  Best of Smut Past” DVD and came across an old video of her?  Didn’t show up in the background check – couldn’t have – it wasn’t illegal.  So was it the principal,  little Johnny’s dad, or little Suzy’s shrink who put two and two together?

I think we need to start going hard against Karaoke next.  Lots of sickness there, yeah… yeah… heh heh.

LK here… a side note… out of insane curiosity, I poked around out there searching “Crystal Gunns”.  Uh.  Yikes.  Sorry, but more than a wheelbarrow full is wasted, I always say.  Actually I never say that – this is a first.  From now on, however…

Good gravy.  She had implants.  They implanted watermelons or something and then put implants in the implants.  It really is so far out there that it’s really going to appeal to the fetishists.

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