Apparently Gore has gone bananas over the Arctic ice. Showing still more untruths (conveniently) he opened his mouth at the Copenhagen Summit. If he’s going to screw up, I want it to be big and I want it to be public.
Gore, speaking at the Copenhagen climate change summit, stated the latest research showed that the Arctic could be completely ice-free in five years.
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Health care…
President Obama, surrounded by Senate Democratic leaders, said today “we are on the precipice” of major health care reform, though “there are still some differences that have to be worked on.”
We’re on the precipice of something all right.
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THIS is why they don’t let him talk w/o a teleprompter.
POTUS said he thinks energy efficiency and retrofitting are “sexy.”
“I know the idea may not be very glamorous, although I get pretty excited about it,” Obama said.
“Insulation is sexy stuff,” he added. “Here’s what’s sexy about it: saving money.”
I’d like to see Michelle wear a dress made of pink insulation to the next Presidential Ball…
Announcer: And here she is now, in a low cut pink number… and boy she looks HOT.
[murmering off-camera that you can’t refer to the First Lady that way]
Announcer: NO, I mean she looks HOT… what is that, R25?
Yes, and it could be accented by a Boob Belt made from asphalt shingles. Bomama, she’s a bigger trend setter than Jackie.
A co-worker who frequents Aardvarks more than I am able just told me about the boob belt. That’s quite a concept. Never woulda thought of that one.
Who knows? Maybe spray-on boob belts will catch on like hula hoops and disco.
Damn, cbullit…I spewed coffee over that! Sad part is, a dress of pink insulation would be a vast improvement. And the coup de grace would be the shingles.
“Insulation is sexy stuff”……dear God. I really don’t want to know his sex habits, ok??
Dude, firberglass is so passé. These days if’n ya wanna get your insulation-freak on it’s all about the spray-foam stuff. Oh, yeah!!
Or…so I’ve heard.
*cough*
Back in the late 70’s and early 80’s in the Phil Donahue era, it used to be saran wrap. My how times have changed.
Oooo, a dress made of Saran Wrap! HUT!
No. Wait. On Obamama? Never mind. Eeewwww.
Saran Wrap? I thought fur cuffs were the rage in the 80’s?
Sure as hell more comfortable, or so I’m told.
Heh!
I vividly remember an episode (mommy dearest watched it daily) where Phil D. had himself pampered and then wrapped in saran wrap about the midsection – something about fat melting and redistribution, I think. Hazy on the details but the imagery… save me… the images won’t go away.
Like disco.
Disco’s why I drank my way through the ’70s–at least as far as I can recall.
Phil Donahue??? Ick!! I remember a scene in “Fried Green Tomatoes” where Kathy Bates greets her husband wrapped up in Saran Wrap.
How are your retinas doing now??
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I just poked out my mind’s eye.