Tiger Woods has apologized to everyone but the garbage-collector and his dog.
But WHY?
No one was wronged in this besides his wife and family. The mistresses don’t get to count – they knew he was married.
As for his marriage, he said: “Every one of these questions and answers is a matter between Elin and me, issues between a husband and wife.”
And so should your apologies. The corporations which cancelled contracts with him, perhaps he should apologize for his conduct where it reflects badly on them. But that is it.
No one else is entitled to an apology, an explanation, or even to know the facts. He did nothing wrong besides to his wife.
And a big Boo-Hoo for the mistress/porn-actress:
Veronica Siwik-Daniels, one of Woods’ alleged mistresses and a former pornographic performer, watched the event with her attorney in a Los Angeles radio studio. She said she wants an apology for the unwanted attention the scandal has brought her.
“I really feel I deserve to look at him in person face to face in the eyes because I did not deserve this,” she said.
Ma’am, you cheated with a married man. You are the last one to deserve an apology. We should all live our lives such that if our actions were exposed to the light of day we’d have nothing to be ashamed of. That you did not do, and it is your fault.
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WTF? PANDA porn???
At some point, shouldn’t animals be allowed to go extinct? I’d think this was a pretty sure-fire sign.
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Ah! Home sweet home. Sorta. Maybe. No, not really.
Man bulldozes home to keep bank from foreclosing on it.
Good for him.
Lemur King's Folly 
You’re right: Tiger Woods doesn’t owe me a damn thing.
Excuse me?? What, she didn’t know who Tiger Woods is?? Are you effing kidding me? Cry me an effing river.
Pandas reached the end of their evolutionary limb several decades ago. Unfortunately, Man keeps nailing 2x4s to the freakin’ limb…
That whole tearing house down story has a lot of unanswered questions, IMO.
The Big Public Apology – I don’t know when this became mandatory for celebs caught Acting Badly but I guess they work on some level since they all do it.
Panda porn – I believe that falls under “Rule 34”. If pandas weren’t cute they’d have died out years ago and few people would have cared.
On an unrelated matter, I’ve decided that I like Cyndi Lauper’s songs. And no, I will not apologize for it.
Rule 34… Is that the rule that says “No making animal pr0n movies unless the animals are cute”? Something sounds wrong about that statement.
With the declaration of that rule, I assume you’ve seen “Zombieland” recently? 🙂
Didn’t Lauper do a song with the lyrics “RABIIIIIES!!! RABIES CHANGES EVERYTHING!”?
Or something like that.
Rule 34 is something along the lines of “If you can think of it, there’s a porn version of it somewhere. No exceptions.” For me I guess that means I’m never surprised by porn anymore.
Actually I haven’t seen Zombieland. It has Woody Harrelson in it so I skipped it in the theaters. I did hear it was pretty good so I’ll pop it into the Netflix cue.
The song is “Money Changes Everything” I believe.
Yeah, I just like “Rabies changes everything” ever so much more.
I’m told by two like-minded co-workers that Zombieland is a must-see.
And I concur, LK. Zombieland was great. And this coming from a Woody Harrelson hater, too 😉
Ok, I added it. My netflix queue is otherwise nigh empty tho. Any other suggestions?
Your “instant queue”… add in “Farscape” if you haven’t seen them already.
Let me know if you like mind-game movies – the ones that screw with your head.