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Why, oh WHY could I not have found a boob belt instead?
You put the sour milk back in the fridge… it ain’t gonna be better tomorrow, and she is way way way past her shelf date.
This is like The Ring… you view this and within 24 hours you’ll be dead. Or wish it.
I was looking for a pic of Michelle Obama in a boob belt so I could ‘shop it onto the pic with the Barbie Dolls – white and black – and their racially different prices. Imagine, making the white kids pay more for their Barbie Dolls.
(now if that doesn’t bait a troll, I am at a complete loss as to what will)
My vision is starting to get a bit less blurry so I’m going to go find a boob belt picture that doesn’t involve graphic porn or horror.
Ok, thanks to McGoo – who is more man on his bad day than I’ll ever be on my best – he sent me some boob-beltage, straight from Mibo herself.
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Woman crashes her car while shaving her privates.
As Laconic Pup said, “I am beyond words…” and “There’s like forty-seven things wrong with this.”
Here’s where it gets really weird…
Ex Husband Allegedly Held the Wheel While She Shaved, Neither One Noticed SUV in Front of Them
Really?
According to the arrest affidavit, the trooper asked her afterward why she didn’t hit the brakes when she saw the SUV. She answered bluntly, “I told you, I was shaving.”
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I hear more and more people like this. Allergic to radio waves?
Far more likely that he has a psychological issue where when he sees something he recognizes as being electronical he goes and has an episode.
I dare him to show his affliction in a scientifically organized double-blind test.
Lemur King's Folly 
My god, that is hideous.
I read somewhere that she smells a bit.
Somehow I don’t doubt it at all.
Do you mean that she possesses an olfactory sense or do you mean that she possesses a quality commonly referred to as odor?
I bet she smells like three-day-old fish and mothballs.
At least Meanchelle has given another definition for “boob belt” – I always thought of it as the Greater DC area, or the entire left-coastline.
LK, you should have posted a warning….seriously, some sort of bioharzardous waste sign or something.
If I get the urge to eat sweets, I will conjure that pic from the afterimage burned into my retinas.
Yep. I knew that if I left it ambiguous, it would be misunderstood.
LK – I once traveled with some friends and was visiting them in their hotel room (mine was so much duller) and an image of Helen appeared on the tube. Being a silly person, I screamed loudly, like a girl – like I couldn’t help myself – and we all got a good chuckle out of it. I did it a few more times – as Helen appeared again and again – until I figgered it was wore out.
Next time she came on, we all heard some dude in the room next door instantly scream loudly – and like a girl!
We damned-near died laughing.
BTW: I really do like those Barbie boob belts! Nice shoppage! Bravo!
Epic win on the boob belt photoshop, LK!
The Barbie Boob-Belt(tm) was Enas’s idea. I stole it shamelessly.
If you haven’t visited his blog lately, I’m just so darned tickled at what he’s done with himself, you ought to stop by:
http://anomalycentral.wordpress.com/2010/03/10/recession-just-got-worse-for-the-big-tall-clothing-store/
I was first commenter…nyah, nyah, nyah.
Seriously, though, he is an inspiration!
Hi Lemur King
THat pic is scary. All these democRAT hags look like the witches out of McBeth.
I have a present for you
Enjoy your Thurs, and don’t go to any wallmarts,
what with the mobs of angy barbie shoppers.
They should be happy they were cheaper!
That was fantastic Bunni! I don’t often go “Awwww”. But I did here. Twice.
I thought he was from ‘Vegas? 😉
Aw, you guys are so nice! Thanks!
That’s a pretty funny story McGoo! Sometimes I feel sorry for Helen, but then I remember what a POS she is and realize that she has the face she deserves and I don’t feel the least bit sorry for her anymore.
You just KNOW Helen was extraordinarily evil and perverted in a former life.
Great Gak – or Whoever – took one look at her writing decades ago and decided to really eff with her.
Ever see a photo of her when she was very young?
One wonders what running cement mixer did she tangle with decades ago?
I am in general very judgmental when it comes to elective plastic surgery. God, or Yahweh, or whoever, fate… however it happened you have ended up with the hand you were dealt (unless you are Keith Richards in which you are from another reality altogether) and generally should strive to be more happy with who you are than what you look like.
Exceptions? LOTS! Accident victims, trauma, birth defects, boob jobs… all important things.
And Helen T… I would willingly chip in for her plastique surgery (sounds French, no?). I mean, when you see someone who obviously got whammied with the ugly stick until the stick wore out and someone ran to get the Ugly Club out, you think “For our sake, if nothing else, make an exception.”
She is an evil person – I’ve seen her in action – but gee whiz. I’m almost sorry I posted that pic. Almost.
I’ve seen pics of her when she was young. The sepia was very kind to her, because she was actually very nice looking. But bitterness tends to leave deep etchings in one’s visage. I found that a long time ago.
I don’t think a “boob job” qualifies as an “important thing”. If it did, I would have been in line for one 😀
Boob jobs vary in importance. It’s not an issue for me, being a leg-man myself. It was fun to say tho.
I was starting to feel hungry for lunch, but that picture of Helen Thomas put me off of my feed.
Barbie boob-belt critique: you must make the ass a lot bigger to get the MO effect. =D
Elphaba – I’ve lost 3 pounds since LK posted that … thing.
I may make it my desktop photo.
Most of that weight loss is water, McGoo. You can’t be the only one (nor I) who pissed their pants when exposed to that photo.
Seems the ol’ sphincters just let go when a shock of that magnitude strikes.
Elph – I’d have made a bigger boob belt if I’d been on the ball and thought of it but it was probably laziness too.