… but you can come close.
I was passed on a link to steampunk stuff and was surprised. I didn’t think that was going to be possible except in the most extreme of circumstances.
Here you go. A steampunk vibrator.
I would really prefer that you go to the link above to read about it. I’m speechless, sorta.
It was on a top-ten kind of list, here.
Lemur King's Folly 
Steam powered?? Yeow!!!
I have to say, the lightswitch covers got under my skin….yet another project to do… I finished the frame, but still working on the acrylic and washers thingy 😉
Steam powered indeed. I would think that “Ow.” would be the usual response.
Can’t wait to see the acrylic thing. Have you had any success with the TIR part of it?
Haven’t glued anything down as yet…. I’m afraid to do that 🙂
Might have a go this weekend after my scrapbooking class on Sunday. My Saturday turned inside out and it exploded….
Ew. I hate exploding Saturdays. Especially when you try picking them up and you get splinters under your fingernails.
Female patient: “Doc, I’ve got a burning sensation in my hoo-ha.”
Ob/Gyn: “Uh, ya’ might wanna take the steaming dildo outta there and sit on Frosty the Snowman’s face for a bit.”
Mythbusters tonight was an episode on pain tolerance.
I wonder how long the steam thingy would take before the burning hoo-ha got to be too much…
OMIGOD!!! That hurt to read!!!!
Man, I bet that thing would raise a blister!
Gives a new meaning to the old term “steamy love affair”….
I’m thinking “personal lubricant” now moves into things like peanut oil, which has a much higher smoke point.
LK, sick minds think alike. (That’s why you’re in my “Daily Reads” bookmarks since I was hooked up to your site.)
If a guy were to dip his unit in batter before, uh, entering the Deep Fryer o’ Love™, he could have a corn dog for her to snack on after the timer went off…