Damn you, BP for your destruction of the environment all the way up to Michigan. We need you to cover the lost wages and livilihoods up here – you have touched so many. DO you know how awful that critter is going to taste when it gets bigger – all loaded up with petro-tar and chemicals? Will we even be able to recognize the internal organs? So start by sending me monies which I will distribute to other hard-hit otherwise tax paying citizens.
Passed on by curtalfriar at FountainAbbey…
DAMN you, BP! The Humane Society is probably looking at an epidemical influx of petro-pups right now. Damn damn damn.
Lemur King's Folly 
Yeah, damned BP….thanks to them, we now see things like this:
[LK’s NOTE: NSFW and Not Safe for Healthy Eyes unless you’re into flabalanches… damn your hide, curtalfriar… (ew)]
It’s hard to go somewhere without encountering oil-covered lifeforms:
Thanks, BP!
I just swallowed a bit of bile…. ICK!!!