Ok, I have posted that Tenement Lobster™ t-shirt on Zazzle and am waiting for my Official Guinea-Pig/Critic/Proofer to give it the sniff test. It’s current state will live or die based on her profound insights.
Feel free to go look at it and see if it (without the watermark) is whiffy or whether it passes muster. I may make changes to it but I should know by tomorrow morning if it will remain as-is or not.
Here it is with the marks…
Lemur King's Folly 
You know, at some point we need to have a discussion about the origins of your roach fetish.
Oh, BTW your Dem Bio-hazard shirt arrived today! Very nice! I like Zazzle’s quality. I also picked up Stoaty’s Carbon Footprint shirt at the same time. In fact, a LOT of stuff arrived today. Goodne$$. I’ve been bu$y.
Roach fetish? Nah. I just pine for lobster but don’t like the prices. Maybe, just maybe, roaches could be little lobster-nuggets.
Nah.
Glad you liked the mug!
Wow…. this looks very phallic….
Damn.
For some reason if you take the claws off of a lobster it looks phallic.
Damn.
Does it come on a bib?
No, on a T-shirt, I believe. I would prefer a bib, myself 😀
Bibs that are on cloth are generally baby-sized or limited in colors. This approach also means I have to purchase a run of them and stock them to send to people when they wish to buy one. Much less convenient.
Zazzle and Cafepress don’t have adult bibs.
I don’t suppose aprons would do?
An apron with THAT right at my groin????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Sure as hell some wag at H&B or A&A would ask you to model it…
More than likely…bunch of twisted sickos.
But since it’s your design, I volunteer CW for that honor 😉
I can always count on my harem of ho’s. You’re absolutely right, Cruel Wife is still my bottom bitch.
(ok people, if you don’t get the reference, don’t worry, no insults were thrown there – I am mocking an idiot troll.)
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! DAMN YOUR HIDE!!!
My soda went everywhere!!!!
Wait…guinea pig?? Who??
I like it, LK! I’m looking forward to the g-pig. 🙂
Now who will be the first to own – and model – this fine piece of apparel?