Update: Below I have updated the nasty spiteful and soulless graphic I first did (the B&W one). I have since added some festive glow bracelets and splashes of color
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It’s quick, it’s dirty, it’s not done yet. But here’s the work in progress. I don’t like it, I must confess. It lacks in many ways, but it’s still bound to piss someone off.
Here comes the update. It is still weak but what the hell, eh?
Lemur King's Folly 
Where’s the red? You can’t have a Seal-Clubbing patch with no red on it?
And .. no pieces? No bits of gore?
Not to be critical or anything, but you definitely need some action on the art too! How ’bout some big Irish guy swinging a genuine Louisville Slugger around – slinging the juices and smaller bits here and there?
I hate it as-is, ‘Goo. Think of it as a placeholder to let people know that while I’m down I’m not out. It’s a placeholder that can still piss an en-vi-ro-mintalist off. Like the uber-violent (and in dire need of getting laid, I wager) Tessa and her chain-saw/throat comment.
Ok, red… check.
Gore… check.
Big Irish guy… all I can picture is the old Scottish guy, Fat Bastard in Austin Powers and the stool sample. I’ll consider it but I can’t promise more than that.
Be critical! I hate the very thought of being surrounded by people that won’t tell the truth.
Oh! You mean Fat Bastard wasn’t Irish? 🙂
Poor Tessa. I wonder if she ever got over herself? No, wait … no I don’t, actually.
I wonder if a seal can be beaten to death with a whale jawbone? A whale jawbone would carry some heft, now wouldn’t it?
Thump. Yeah.
I’d make baseball bats out of whale jawbones and call the brand, “Ahab’s Leg” bats. Or “Moby’s Wood”.
Hey! The Irish guy could be beating the seals with a wooden leg! He’s need to be wearing one of those Quaker/Pilgrim hats though, so it would need a shamrock on it.
Not sure about the Irish guy but a splash o’ red would go nicely. Perhaps on the dance floor.
This might get the hub to wear t-shirts again on weekends so he isn’t wearing work clothes that I then have to wash again before the work week begins. 🙂
Does Zazzle do hats? Perhaps a red hat without the text, but the disco ball and a seal outline so one can draw their own inevitable conclusions…
Put the seals in leisure suits and platform shoes … blood red leisure suits.
Best laugh of my day, LK 😀
Also, don’t forget a gold chain or two. Oh, and not Irish. You need an Eskimo. Go for total unPCness.
Bwahah! Like the update with the glow bracelets. LOL
I’m actually preferring the first one. It’s more subtle.
On another matter, I’m gathering advice on a gun purchase and would welcome your thoughts.