Guy steals milk. Okay. Guy steals milk while dressed as a cow. What? Oh… ok… Guy steals milk dressed as a cow then runs from the police. Okay, I guess. Guy steals milk while dressed as a cow and tries to elude the cops by skipping away.
Oh yeah, way to blend into the crowd.
Can you see the cop trying to get assistance?
“Dispatch, we have a white and black bovine, approximate 5’10” tall, last seen skipping away from the Piggley Wiggley and heading north on Alfalfa Street. Suspect is teated and presumed dangerous, possibly insane. Wanted on suspicion of grand theft lactose.”
Heard about this on the way to work this morning and I gagged up three kittens. I don’t even eat kittens and I horked up a few.
Superman renouncing his American citizenship. Great, now even childhood heroes are portrayed as cool if they ditch their country. Great.
It’s posted all over the place, I know. But what you won’t read anywhere else is that Superman is she-male and eats bunnies live.
No, he doesn’t do that. But the very notion of Supes not being American makes me sad and ill at the same time. He used to be my favorite comic-book hero, alongside Green Arrow and the Hulk.