Okay. So c.monster over at Soylent asked me what my vision would be for an award he has been given. Click for a NSFW picture post.
The award? (in a booming loud baritone voice)
The Iron Penis Award
So, like… wow. Now, I’ve known c.monster for a while now and it would be hard to turn him down when he’d been given a cool award for tasteful imagery, but I wasn’t sure just what to do.
When I did the Boob Bomb pic to see if veeshir could be enticed back (he’s triple-secret boycotting me now, it appears) I had to do a lot of distasteful searching on Google for boobs. I had to find the perfect one and CW would not model for the pic. So I sacrificed to come through on that image. I looked at literally thousands of boobs.
But somehow, I just wasn’t as interested in taking one for the team when it came to looking at lots of pics of penises.
So I said to myself “Self, what does one look like?”
And I answered myself by saying “Well, Self, if only we knew of someone who has one, and perhaps he might be able to help us.”
And that’s where I came in. I was indeed an owner of such equipment and I was able to help myself in this endeavor.
Can this get any more awkward?
So drawing upon my vast experience with original-owner genuine junk, I set out to do a line art version, one that would be stylized and not a ‘shopped photo, which had all the appeal of a drooling skunk.
Cruel Wife took a look and said “Yep, that is unmistakable, and if Girlhead sees it, you can tell her it is a chinese mushroom.”
The graphic is not a picture of my junk, ok? I just went for the stereotypical imagery and a size ratio that fit the effect I was going for.
My this is awkward, isn’t it?
The graphic may change, depending on what c.monster says he likes or doesn’t like. It is his award after all.