This one is awful… bad p-shop job. Kinda difficult one for me, too. Not sure why. Must just be tired.
But by Jove, you get the idea, right? I mean, what self-respecting man or woman would want to be seen moving tons of stuff with a hoe like that? Besides veeshir, of course who is so comfortable with his ?metrosexuality? that he’s fine with snuffing people out with girlie tools.
Ok, I can buy that.
Lemur King's Folly 
That’s just……wrong…….funny, but……wrong
What’s next?
John Deere Pink?
Why yes, Curtal, yes it is. John Deere pink is right.
All you need is a long mane of pony hair on that and it will be primo 😀
Tail… got it. Must get tail.
Made a note of it.
GuyS has also provided a pic of a machete worthy of you (and strangely appropriate) but I can’t post it until later.
More tools on the way. This is strangely fun.
I like the new color scheme. We ought to do that to more stuff in real life.
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